An Englishman, an Aussie and a South African.........

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An Englishman, an Aussie and a South African are in a bar one night, having
>a beer. All of a sudden the South African downs his beer, throws his glass
>in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says:
>
>"In Sath Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from
>the same one twice."
>
>The Aussie, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws
>his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces
>and
>says:
>
>"Well mate, in Straaaaailia we have so much sand to make the glasses, that
>we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
>
>The Englishman, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws
>his glass into the air , pulls out his gun, shoots the South African and
>the
>Australian and then says:
>
>"In London we have so many South Africans and Australians
>that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice"
 

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