An Englishman, an Aussie and a South African.........

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  1. An Englishman, an Aussie and a South African are in a bar one night, having
    >a beer. All of a sudden the South African downs his beer, throws his glass
    >in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says:
    >
    >"In Sath Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from
    >the same one twice."
    >
    >The Aussie, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws
    >his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces
    >and
    >says:
    >
    >"Well mate, in Straaaaailia we have so much sand to make the glasses, that
    >we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
    >
    >The Englishman, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws
    >his glass into the air , pulls out his gun, shoots the South African and
    >the
    >Australian and then says:
    >
    >"In London we have so many South Africans and Australians
    >that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice"
     
  2. hahahahahaha, but dont you have a poppys 1001 joke thread somewhere.