A man is worried that his manhood is a bit....er...underwhelming - and goes for a cock extension. To keep costs down he flies to India. Doc suggests a baby elephant's trunk stitched on for £3000. The man agrees. Six weeks later while having dinner with his new girlfriend he feels a stirring in his pants & thinks 'This is the night!' While chatting over dinner his cock suddenly flys out, steals some fruit off the table & goes back. 'Wow!' she said, 'Can you do that again? ' He says 'My cock can but i don't think my arse could take another apple'