An elephant never forgets.....

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Goatman, Jun 28, 2011.

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  1. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer

    A man is worried that his manhood is a - and goes for a cock extension.

    To keep costs down he flies to India. Doc suggests a baby elephant's trunk stitched on for £3000. The man agrees.

    Six weeks later while having dinner with his new girlfriend he feels a stirring in his pants & thinks 'This is the night!'

    While chatting over dinner his cock suddenly flys out, steals some fruit off the table & goes back. 'Wow!' she said, 'Can you do that again?

    He says

    'My cock can but i don't think my arse could take another apple'
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