An easy way to masterbate

#1
I've always found the most pleasurable way to toss yourself off, is to simply think of a hot lady with massive tits, get 2 soft pillows, slip a soft cotton sock over your cock, and give the pillow and you can even bury your face into the top end and pretend its a pair of t*ts! than really lay into that pillow and and thrust hard and fast, when the moment of triumph occurs *screams in pleasure* :w00t: get your cock and the sock off before the cum slips through the sock and the pillows get cum stains, I would advised against using the issue ones as they are really uncomfortable

Anyone got any other bright ideas? :-D
 
#2
Find a real woman, ever thought of that?
 
#3
Lots of Anchor Butter and a well lubed arsehole,,,,Last Tango...............
 
#6
I've always found the most pleasurable way to toss yourself off, is to simply think of a hot lady with massive tits, get 2 soft pillows, slip a soft cotton sock over your cock, and give the pillow and you can even bury your face into the top end and pretend its a pair of t*ts! than really lay into that pillow and and thrust hard and fast, when the moment of triumph occurs *screams in pleasure* :w00t: get your cock and the sock off before the cum slips through the sock and the pillows get cum stains, I would advised against using the issue ones as they are really uncomfortable

Anyone got any other bright ideas? :-D
Make sure everyone is out the office before you start.
 
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Kirkz

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#7
Tinned compo sausages with the center one removed seems to be the usual response to these kind of threads!
 
#8
Fucking youth of today, bunch of wimps and fairies. Get rid of the pillows and sock you big tart and grab a couple of sand bags.
 
#9
I've always found the most pleasurable way to toss yourself off, is to simply think of a hot lady with massive tits, get 2 soft pillows, slip a soft cotton sock over your cock, and give the pillow and you can even bury your face into the top end and pretend its a pair of t*ts! than really lay into that pillow and and thrust hard and fast, when the moment of triumph occurs *screams in pleasure* :w00t: get your cock and the sock off before the cum slips through the sock and the pillows get cum stains, I would advised against using the issue ones as they are really uncomfortable

Anyone got any other bright ideas? :-D
Bloody Cheapskate,

What happened to the old days when a 'Lady of the Night' done the job + extras
 
#15
I've always found the most pleasurable way to toss yourself off, is to simply think of a hot lady with massive tits, get 2 soft pillows, slip a soft cotton sock over your cock, and give the pillow and you can even bury your face into the top end and pretend its a pair of t*ts! than really lay into that pillow and and thrust hard and fast, when the moment of triumph occurs *screams in pleasure* :w00t: get your cock and the sock off before the cum slips through the sock and the pillows get cum stains, I would advised against using the issue ones as they are really uncomfortable

Anyone got any other bright ideas? :-D
I didn't think the pillows were that soft in Hospital?
 
#16
I have heard that sticking your dick in a box of butterflies is an experience not to be missed
 

jarrod248

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#17
I've always found the most pleasurable way to toss yourself off, is to simply think of a hot lady with massive tits, get 2 soft pillows, slip a soft cotton sock over your cock, and give the pillow and you can even bury your face into the top end and pretend its a pair of t*ts! than really lay into that pillow and and thrust hard and fast, when the moment of triumph occurs *screams in pleasure* :w00t: get your cock and the sock off before the cum slips through the sock and the pillows get cum stains, I would advised against using the issue ones as they are really uncomfortable

Anyone got any other bright ideas? :-D
Were you hoping for similar stories so you could read and thrap off thinking of hot pillow action?
 
#18
I was once told by an incredibly hot lezzer, that to the fingers a watermelon, with a hole cut in and warmed in the microwave for 90 seconds then allowed to cool, feels just like a decent gash.

Tried it,forgot to let the melon cool and nearly burnt my love rod off. In my defence I was only 18 and extremely drunk. Been told when done properly it's amazing but never retried.
 

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