An easy way to masterbate

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by King-walt, Mar 23, 2012.

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  1. I've always found the most pleasurable way to toss yourself off, is to simply think of a hot lady with massive tits, get 2 soft pillows, slip a soft cotton sock over your cock, and give the pillow and you can even bury your face into the top end and pretend its a pair of t*ts! than really lay into that pillow and and thrust hard and fast, when the moment of triumph occurs *screams in pleasure* :w00t: get your cock and the sock off before the cum slips through the sock and the pillows get cum stains, I would advised against using the issue ones as they are really uncomfortable

    Anyone got any other bright ideas? :-D
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  2. Find a real woman, ever thought of that?
  3. Lots of Anchor Butter and a well lubed arsehole,,,,Last Tango...............
  4. Use a cadet like normal?
  5. Use a wife like normal?
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  6. Make sure everyone is out the office before you start.
  7. Tinned compo sausages with the center one removed seems to be the usual response to these kind of threads!
  8. Fucking youth of today, bunch of wimps and fairies. Get rid of the pillows and sock you big tart and grab a couple of sand bags.
  9. Bloody Cheapskate,

    What happened to the old days when a 'Lady of the Night' done the job + extras
  10. fu2

    fu2 LE

    Just grab the monster and beat it till it pukes.
  11. How you going to explain that pillow stuff in a 4 man room at 2am?
  12. You from Norfolk, or Wales perhaps?
  13. fu2

    fu2 LE

    Norfolk. In Wales the word for family is flock.
  14. wanker!
    have you been kicked off the dating site then?
  15. I didn't think the pillows were that soft in Hospital?