An Aussie stockman and his girlfriend had just got married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a room. He said, "We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room, with a good strong bed." The clerk winked, "You want the 'Bridal'?" The drover reflected on this for a moment and then replied, "Nah, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."