An Aussie Stockman...

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by JoeCivvie, Feb 22, 2011.

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  1. An Aussie stockman and his girlfriend had just got married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.

    He said, "We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room, with a good strong bed."

    The clerk winked, "You want the 'Bridal'?"

    The drover reflected on this for a moment and then replied, "Nah, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."