An attractive young lady

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  1. What possessed you to post such a bone thread?
     
  2. Not sure about the apple, but she seems to have a nice pear.
     
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  3. She looks like Danny La Rue with a wig.
     
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  4. Mate, that shut down in 1990!
     
  5. She's horrible.
     
  6. Looks like a tranny.
     
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  7. Nice pub mate by all accounts but not drank in there myself. Heard good things about it though. I was more interested in the Roman ruins outside it than the pub itself when I lived there!

    Being the boring cunt that I am!
     
  8. Serious case of BOBFOC there.

    I don't know what it is about the dentists I've been to but every single one has had a nurse or receptionist that would in normal circumstances give me a diamond cutter. The only problem is that I'm too busy being petrified at having my nashers examined (and having images of Lawrence Olivier's character in 'Marathon Man' flashing through my mind) to actually care. All I'm thinking is 'Hmmm, she nice ... Oh fuck, he's got that fish hook out ... Jesus help me ... 'Is it safe?' ... 'Is it safe?' ... AAAARRGGHHH!'.
     
  9. looks like the lovechild of saville and britney spears!
     
  10. 28, my f'kin arrse. If she is, must have been a rough paper round!
     
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  11. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    Damn, beat me to it.

    Next she'll be a model - you'll see.