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An Arrse love Story Part II

#1
From the Lamb in Leadenhall:

After much introspection and soul searching this morning and despite such a short aquaintance, Supergal, Baz44, Carpe Diem and Gremlin, would like it to be known that they have decided to commit to a long and happy life together in a morganatic union.
The usual announcements in both the Times and Telegraph will follow.


Message ends.
 
G

Goku

Guest
#5
Three blokes and a bird, that’s her air tight then :D

Room for one more? I could take a nostril, I have no shame.
 
#9
Gremlin said:
From the Lamb in Leadenhall:

After much introspection and soul searching this morning and despite such a short aquaintance, Supergal, Baz44, Carpe Diem and Gremlin, would like it to be known that they have decided to commit to a long and happy life together in a morganatic union.
The usual announcements in both the Times and Telegraph will follow.


Message ends.
(sigh) Oh well! I suppose I will always be destined to be a bridesmaid never a bride!
 
#12
Supergal said:
Goku said:
CarpeDiem said:
Goku, if you can find another bloke for her other hand, it would make it an Albatross!
If she does DVDA then we could fit a few more in :wink:
Him Dare i ask what that is?? 8O 8O
It is theoretically impossible, but if you assume that the D stands for Double....and I will let you work the rest out.

Oh... By the way...

Would you like me to send you some flowers???
Similar to the dozen roses that you got last week??
 
#16
Goku said:
Gremlin said:
Supergal said:
Goku said:
CarpeDiem said:
Goku, if you can find another bloke for her other hand, it would make it an Albatross!
If she does DVDA then we could fit a few more in :wink:
Him Dare i ask what that is?? 8O 8O
It is theoretically impossible
It is the holy grail of porn and takes a very talented woman to pull it off :D
I'm pretty sure the world record was a woman who had two in each whole. Nostrils and ears not counting as qualified holes before you get even more ideas Mr Goku.
 
#18
Goku -as one of her prospective other quarters can I suggest that you are going to be in a world of pain when Sups catches up with you??


Not a Knight in Shining Armour thingy- I've seen the after effects and she could see Naseem Hamed off pretty sharpish.

Good Luck :D
 
G

Goku

Guest
#19
Gremlin said:
Goku -as one of her prospective other quarters can I suggest that you are going to be in a world of pain when Sups catches up with you??


Not a Knight in Shining Armour thingy- I've seen the after effects and she could see Naseem Hamed off pretty sharpish.

Good Luck :D
I’ve never turned down a spanking from a woman :D
 

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