An Arrse love Story Part II

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Gremlin, Sep 27, 2006.

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  1. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    From the Lamb in Leadenhall:

    After much introspection and soul searching this morning and despite such a short aquaintance, Supergal, Baz44, Carpe Diem and Gremlin, would like it to be known that they have decided to commit to a long and happy life together in a morganatic union.
    The usual announcements in both the Times and Telegraph will follow.

    Message ends.
  2. We'll be very happy together and would like all of our ARRSE brethren to share in our joy.
  3. Who?
  4. I bet you could get nice big quarters for you all to live in.
  5. Three blokes and a bird, that’s her air tight then :D

    Room for one more? I could take a nostril, I have no shame.
  6. Goku, if you can find another bloke for her other hand, it would make it an Albatross!
  7. Congratulations!
  8. If she does DVDA then we could fit a few more in :wink:
  9. (sigh) Oh well! I suppose I will always be destined to be a bridesmaid never a bride!
  10. Well if you're looking it'd rude not to offer myself
  11. Him Dare i ask what that is?? 8O 8O
  12. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    It is theoretically impossible, but if you assume that the D stands for Double....and I will let you work the rest out.

    Oh... By the way...

    Would you like me to send you some flowers???
    Similar to the dozen roses that you got last week??
  13. Double

  14. How does that physically work? So many bodies and so little room. I'm clearly behind on my porn research. Anyone got any pics?
  15. It is the holy grail of porn and takes a very talented woman to pull it off :D