An ARRSE Christmas Carol

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#1
Auditioning Now !!

I'd like to nominate the lovely Markintime as the Ghost of Christmas Present. Scrooge anyone?

Christmas Past needs to be small but muscular. In a frock. Someone suitably menacing for Christmas Yet To Come.

We also need a Bob Cratchit and Tiny Tim.

And a fucking big turkey.

GAWD BLESS US, ONE AND ALL.
 
#2
Never knew crack was so readily available at this time of year.
 
#4
#8
I can't find anyone I want to be in the list of characters: SparkNotes: A Christmas Carol: Characters So I'll just be a Fairy Princess that grants people wishes.

As long as I only have to be nice for no more than half an hour and can wear my Tiara.
 
#9
Doesn't that apply on any day ending with a Y?
You were funny when you were shagging fat birds with funny haircuts.

Strangely enough, since you've been touting for clout, your magic seems to have disappeared.
 
#10
Jarrod for "Buttons".
 
#11
5a as prince charming.
 
#12
Auditioning Now !!

I'd like to nominate the lovely Markintime as the Ghost of Christmas Present. Scrooge anyone?

Christmas Past needs to be small but muscular. In a frock. Someone suitably menacing for Christmas Yet To Come.

We also need a Bob Cratchit and Tiny Tim.

And a fucking big turkey.

GAWD BLESS US, ONE AND ALL.

Baaaaaaaaaaaa humbug!
 
#14
Stacker as Baron Dastardly.

Oh no he isn't.



Oh yes he is!
 
#16
Prince Albert and Pararegtom as the Ugly Sisters.
 
#17
Steven Seagull for the narrator and juice table monitor

Have you seen how many likes he has the popular bastard. Likes Received (1607)
 
#18
Steven Seagull for the narrator and juice table monitor

Have you seen how many likes he has the popular bastard. Likes Received (1607)
The utter barstard! I have hardly any.
 
#19
I'd like to nominate the lovely Markintime as the Ghost of Christmas Present.
With that facial fuzz of his surely he would be better off as a Panto Dame?
 
#20
We'll need a pantomime horse .....
 

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