An ARRSE Christmas Carol

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by lumpy2, Dec 6, 2011.

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  1. Auditioning Now !!

    I'd like to nominate the lovely Markintime as the Ghost of Christmas Present. Scrooge anyone?

    Christmas Past needs to be small but muscular. In a frock. Someone suitably menacing for Christmas Yet To Come.

    We also need a Bob Cratchit and Tiny Tim.

    And a fucking big turkey.

  2. Never knew crack was so readily available at this time of year.
  3. Fuck off you cunt.
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  4. You're casting for one.
  5. Turkey? Big bird Naturally.
  6. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    I would like to nominate myself for the part of Jacob Hitler and therefore invoke Godwin's law.

    Heil Christmas.
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  7. .
    I'll play the last turkey in the shop.
  8. I can't find anyone I want to be in the list of characters: SparkNotes: A Christmas Carol: Characters So I'll just be a Fairy Princess that grants people wishes.

    As long as I only have to be nice for no more than half an hour and can wear my Tiara.
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  9. You were funny when you were shagging fat birds with funny haircuts.

    Strangely enough, since you've been touting for clout, your magic seems to have disappeared.
  10. Jarrod for "Buttons".
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  11. 5a as prince charming.
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  12. Baaaaaaaaaaaa humbug!
  13. Ord_Sarge as tiny Tim, he is usually legless by showtime most days.
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  14. Stacker as Baron Dastardly.

    Oh no he isn't.

    Oh yes he is!
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  15. BravoBravo as, hang on this isn't on a Tuesday night is it?
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