An announcement

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Praetorian, Sep 29, 2006.

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  1. I would like to announce the nuptuals of myself and a fat bint I met on the bus yesterday.

    As our eyes locked through the plastic window, her Firstbus uniform lovingly crumpled, and her moustachioed lips whispering lovingly, "Single is it love", I knew it was meant to be.

    So, seizing my chance, I said to her, "Let us be married". And so it shall be. Therefore, me and my darling "drive" will be wed this coming Sunday in the inspection pit at the local depot. Everyone is invited, especially Crouching_Tiger, as judging by her standards we will have a double wedding in that time. Who knows, RAMC_Medic may even ask "drive" to marry him as he's walking into the Church. MDN can plan the stag night, and Gremlin can be best man.

    On another note, has anyone noticed a similarity between the antics of RAMC_Medic and the "Spray and Pray" doctrine of the US? What is it mate, ask enough bints to marry you and one might actually say yes?

    Anyways, im off to make the wedding arrangments, I need to get the grease out of "drives" coveralls.

    You two really are a pair of sad cunts, and make a mockery of marriage in a way that Chavs, Mail Order Brides and Polygamists have not managed yet. Lets face it, did you really think you could know someone after two weeks, or was it simply that you have both developed a sweet tooth for wedding cake?

    My mind is still praying that this is a wah, as despite all of Gremlins assurances that it is not, I still cannot believe that there are genuinly people with that low levels of self-esteem and brain cells in the planet today.

    With Love