An Adelaide Woman !!!!

A young Adelaide woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the sea, but just before she could throw herself from the wharf, a handsome young man stopped her.

"You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we are off to Italy tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."

With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Italy, the woman accepted.

That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small but comfortable compartment in the hold. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches, a bottle of red wine, and make love to her until dawn. Two weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.

"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to Italy."

"I see," the captain says.

Her conscience got the best of her and she added, "Plus, he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Kangaroo Island Ferry."


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a biker gang were riding over Sydney harbour bridge when the leader of the gang spotted a young woman about to jump from the bridge. The bikers stop and the leader walks over to the woman and asks her what she is doing. The woman replies that she is going to commit suicide and that he can not talk her out of it. He says to her " well how about giving me a blowjob before you jump?" She kneels down and gives him the best blow job he has ever had. She then stands up and prepares herself to jump, He asks her why she is committing suicide, she says " Because my parents don't like me dressing as a woman!"

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