An absolute genius of a dog!

#3
not relly a genuis is it?

If it was a genius it would be laid in the sun getting other dogs to lick its starfish whilst writing formulas for cancer cures and recipes for alcopops

Hardly the inventor of the internal combusion engine, my vote is on having the smelly cnut put to sleep
 
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Trip_Wire said:
I never met a dog that I didn't like:
You are on a similar level, bad breath, flea infeted and stupid. I bet when you take a dump you run round it before scoffing it.

I surprises me not that you feel more at home with canines than you do with humans, I guess a dog isn't going to tell you you're a tiresome cnut.. bet they p1ss on your bedding and lick your cutlery when you aren' looking

Done another fella yet?
 
#6
minister_doh_nut:

Just one other good reason. I like dogs better than humans or 'sub-humans,' in your case. They don't post stupid comments on computer forums and if they did, they would be able to spell better. ('infeted') I suspect many dogs, would have more commons sense and morals then you continue to display here.
 
#7
Point to note, if you are to point out errors in peoples spelling and grammar, yours, surely should be perfect...... Sadly it isn' is it? So you are therefore a tool.

Trip_Wire said:
Just one other good reason. I like dogs better then humans or 'sub-humans,' in your case. They don't post stupid comments on computer forums and if they did, they would be able to spell better. ('infeted') I suspect many dogs, would have more commons sense and morals then you continue to display here.
Try 'than'

We loaned you the English langauge and you treat it lke you treat your prisoners of war, shabbily and lacking respect..... vulgar colonial

Cut amonst them in the Kennels, you are better suited there...

Even that dog would know when to use a full stop, mind you I bet it isn't an American dog, it would be too busy suporting Irish terror organisations than to retrieve a ball from the swimming pool.

Come on captain America, pump me full of septic sex slop
 
#8
minister_doh_nut:

Just more inane garbage, from a sub-human, that couldn't pour pi$$ out of a boot with the instructions on the heel!

Grow up and try to act like a man, even though your not.
 
#9
Trip_Wire said:
Grow up and try to act like a man, even though your not.
Do you want me to be manly?

Do you want to kiss me? Do you want me to oil my stem and penetrate you?

Come on Baron Blue on Blue you can do better than that, my ally slaying companion...... c u m in my mouth and ass?
 
#10
minister_doh_nut:

I suggest that you go play on the RR track kid, try licking your elbow, while your playing, at least until the next train comes. ;)


BTW: I think your little flow of messages, here has done more to prove my point that dogs, are better friends to mankind than most humans, will ever be. :lol:
 
#11
Look, Trip_Wire, they made an action figure of you and your dog! They even got your walking frame in there! Wow...I wonder if they stink of piss like you too?
 
#12
minister_doh_nut said:
Point to note, if you are to point out errors in peoples spelling and grammar, yours, surely should be perfect...... Sadly it isn' is it? So you are therefore a tool.

Trip_Wire said:
Just one other good reason. I like dogs better then humans or 'sub-humans,' in your case. They don't post stupid comments on computer forums and if they did, they would be able to spell better. ('infeted') I suspect many dogs, would have more commons sense and morals then you continue to display here.
Try 'than'

We loaned you the English langauge and you treat it lke you treat your prisoners of war, shabbily and lacking respect..... vulgar colonial

Cut amonst them in the Kennels, you are better suited there...

Even that dog would know when to use a full stop, mind you I bet it isn't an American dog, it would be too busy suporting Irish terror organisations than to retrieve a ball from the swimming pool.

Come on captain America, pump me full of septic sex slop
:clap: :headbang: :clap:

Funniest thing I've read all day!
 
#13
And yet again TW fails to understand why he receives so much abuse.
 
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Bugsy said:
This is a vid of a dog that wanted to retrieve a ball from a swimming pool, but didn't want to enter the water (which I can understand, given the state of it). So watch how it gets around the problem. It's fückin' incredible!

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1175596279/How_a_Genius_Dog_Gets_a_Ball_Without_Getting_Wet

MsG
I enjoyed that, Bugsy.
Pooches seem brighter than you'd think, as I discovered with the little one I used to own. I (accidently) dropped a piece of meat in his water bowl and was waiting for him to plunge his nose/muzzle/mouth into the water and come up spluttering and choking.

Oh no ....... he put his paw on the side of the bowl, tipped the water out of the bowl (all over the kitchen floor) and, casually, ate the piece of meat from the empty bowl.
 

Biped

LE
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#17
MDN - Hat off to you man. You are master of the art of the 'put down' (no pun intended).

For a sub-human, you're pretty damn funny.
 
#18
If you wanted to tongue my date you should have just asked.

Where is our Transatlantic toilet today? Will he be gracing us with any Doggy defences and justifying why he likes the feel of mutt over moistened mot
 
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minister_doh_nut said:
Where is our Transatlantic toilet today? Will he be gracing us with any Doggy defences and justifying why he likes the feel of mutt over moistened mot
You cant blame the fella, some do have tender offerings.... compared to some of the the two legged howlers arround.
 

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