Amy Winehouse

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  1. Rupert Murdoch says he's deeply touched by messages of condolence left on Amy Winehouse's mobile phone!
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  2. Whitehouse is stood in a que outside the Pearly gates behind a long que of people waiting to get in. St Peter calls her foward to the front.
    " is this coz I is famous?" says Whitehouse
    " No we are waiting for a Norwegian translator for this lot" replies St pete
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  3. Pete Doherty was arrested in Amy's flat on Saturday, he was sniffing her crack!!
  4. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    shock news! Amy Winehouse is not dead, When the scene of crime officers tried to mark a white line around her body. She sat up and tried to snort it.
  5. that is sooooo bad its good