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Amy Winehouse and some baby mice...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Mongo, May 17, 2008.

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  1. Mongo

    Mongo LE Reviewer

    Mongo, May 17, 2008
    #1
  2. The-Lord-Flasheart

    The-Lord-Flasheart LE

    There is only one reason why coke fiends have mice. :wink:
     
    The-Lord-Flasheart, May 17, 2008
    #2
  3. big_mad_ejit

    big_mad_ejit LE

    That pair should be in padded cells
     
    big_mad_ejit, May 17, 2008
    #3
  4. salforddude

    salforddude War Hero


    Whys that Flashy?
     
    salforddude, May 17, 2008
    #4
  5. The-Lord-Flasheart

    The-Lord-Flasheart LE

    They breed them. Then once they are of sufficient age and size, they shave them, clip their claws, cover them in coke and stuff them up their arse.

    I thought everyone knew that?
     
    The-Lord-Flasheart, May 17, 2008
    #5
  6. salforddude

    salforddude War Hero

    Doh!
    Im so dumb tonight
    Obvious indeed
     
    salforddude, May 17, 2008
    #6
  7. salforddude

    salforddude War Hero

    how do they get the coke to stick,oh oracle of all depraved knowledge?
     
    salforddude, May 17, 2008
    #7
  8. mon_colonel

    mon_colonel LE

    With BluTack
     
    mon_colonel, May 17, 2008
    #8
  9. bomb_mac

    bomb_mac War Hero

    If you haven't got any mice handy do hamsters make a good replacement?
     
    bomb_mac, May 17, 2008
    #9
  10. salforddude

    salforddude War Hero

    Gerbils would probably be better.
    theres a special on at the pet shop,12 gerbils for £3
    You`ld loose a few practicing shaving them
     
    salforddude, May 17, 2008
    #10
  11. The-Lord-Flasheart

    The-Lord-Flasheart LE

    Roll them in Gin of course.
     
    The-Lord-Flasheart, May 17, 2008
    #11
  12. Biscuits_AB

    Biscuits_AB

    Or ferrets if you're from Yorkshire.
     
    Biscuits_AB, May 17, 2008
    #12
  13. firestarter

    firestarter LE

    You don't need to shave them

    [​IMG]
     
    firestarter, May 17, 2008
    #13
  14. salforddude

    salforddude War Hero

    Yes,thats a good idea,that way more coke would stick to the fur.
     
    salforddude, May 17, 2008
    #14
  16. bomb_mac

    bomb_mac War Hero

    Do you trim the whiskers or leave them on for added effect?
    Not that i'm that interested you know.
     
    bomb_mac, May 17, 2008
    #15
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