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Amy Winehouse and some baby mice...

The-Lord-Flasheart said:
salforddude said:
how do they get the coke to stick,oh oracle of all depraved knowledge?
Roll them in Gin of course.

But , oh Lord of depravity, surely you know that gin disolves coke?
A friend would have to roll them in gin,dip then in a bowl of coke , then slap them up your arrse all in one easy movement
The average cokehead isnt that co-ordinated.
would you have the butler do it?
Nonsense salforddude...the increased reaction time and incipient paranoia of the average cokehead would result in a rapid dip, coat and poke movement - superior to a non-drug assisted attempt.

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