Amy Winehouse and some baby mice...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Mongo, May 17, 2008.

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  1. Mongo

    Mongo LE Reviewer

  2. There is only one reason why coke fiends have mice. :wink:
  3. That pair should be in padded cells

  4. Whys that Flashy?
  5. They breed them. Then once they are of sufficient age and size, they shave them, clip their claws, cover them in coke and stuff them up their arse.

    I thought everyone knew that?
  6. Doh!
    Im so dumb tonight
    Obvious indeed
  7. how do they get the coke to stick,oh oracle of all depraved knowledge?
  8. With BluTack
  9. If you haven't got any mice handy do hamsters make a good replacement?
  10. Gerbils would probably be better.
    theres a special on at the pet shop,12 gerbils for £3
    You`ld loose a few practicing shaving them
  11. Roll them in Gin of course.
  12. Or ferrets if you're from Yorkshire.
  13. You don't need to shave them

  14. Yes,thats a good idea,that way more coke would stick to the fur.
  15. Do you trim the whiskers or leave them on for added effect?
    Not that i'm that interested you know.