Amy Winehouse and some baby mice...

#5
salforddude said:
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
There is only one reason why coke fiends have mice. :wink:

Whys that Flashy?
They breed them. Then once they are of sufficient age and size, they shave them, clip their claws, cover them in coke and stuff them up their arse.

I thought everyone knew that?
 
#8
With BluTack
 
#9
If you haven't got any mice handy do hamsters make a good replacement?
 
#10
Gerbils would probably be better.
theres a special on at the pet shop,12 gerbils for £3
You`ld loose a few practicing shaving them
 
#13
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
salforddude said:
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
There is only one reason why coke fiends have mice. :wink:

Whys that Flashy?
They breed them. Then once they are of sufficient age and size, they shave them, clip their claws, cover them in coke and stuff them up their arse.

I thought everyone knew that?
You don't need to shave them

 
#15
Do you trim the whiskers or leave them on for added effect?
Not that i'm that interested you know.
 
#17
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
salforddude said:
how do they get the coke to stick,oh oracle of all depraved knowledge?
Roll them in Gin of course.

But , oh Lord of depravity, surely you know that gin disolves coke?
A friend would have to roll them in gin,dip then in a bowl of coke , then slap them up your arrse all in one easy movement
The average cokehead isnt that co-ordinated.
would you have the butler do it?
 
#18
Nonsense salforddude...the increased reaction time and incipient paranoia of the average cokehead would result in a rapid dip, coat and poke movement - superior to a non-drug assisted attempt.
 
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