Amy Gets Her T1ts out

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by meridian, Jan 7, 2009.

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  1. Yes

  2. Pass the bleach and brillo pads please

  3. Yes, but I woud feel dirty after

  1. meridian

    meridian LE Good Egg (charities)

    She has put on a few pounds and ditched the druggy loser, so would you?

  2. tempting but no
  3. go on then if i must.
    Unless it's a matter of life and death, and even then I'd have to seriously think about it first.
  5. No thank you.

    Your thoughts would always turn to who and whats been there before you :puker:
  6. Cow

    Cow LE

    I've just been sick in my mouth.
  7. I've seen more alluring specimens drinking Buckfast in Govan. She needs to be sandblasted, followed by a course of skin grafts, and then be injected with Dettol, and have a 'gulley-sucker' inserted into her stinking clacker to remove the last traces of the seed of Pete Doherty, as well to remove any hypodermics that may have got lost up there. Then, and only then, might I consider ejaculating over her face.
  8. At my age I think I would pass on that opportunity, even if I was a bit younger I think she would have to be the last femail left and then I would need to be pissed.
  9. Mate, pissed wouldn't be enough. Alcohol and a few hundred milligrams of Sodium Pentothal may work, however.
  10. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    No! Even I wouldn't.

    Unless I was asked nicely.
  11. Not a Chance in Hell of me throwing one up her!!!
  12. Not a fcuking chance! Sooner swop spit with the Snail.
  13. I can't see the photo :(
  14. You're the lucky one!