Hello NAAFI, I have a bit of a problem. Right now, outside my house somebody has parked a Van. Normally this wouldn't be a problem (apart from the fact its a dirty van outside our house) but as it's a Friday night, the Mrs has gone to work and both my car and my 'weekend' car are on the drive meaning that when the shouty one returns home at about 0700 she will need to park in the spot outside the house. We only have two spots on the drive and the weekend car normally lives in the garage, but what with it being a nice weekend it's been prepared for the usual fun and is sitting on the drive, not going back in the garage until Sunday night. We have this problem about once a month, the chap who lives round the corner brings home the works van for a weekend apparently under the pretence to clean it but really to use it to run all his crap down to the tip (sorry, Household waste & recycling collection and distribution centre) It always seems to clash with the Mrs doing a nightshift and so he parks his van infront of our house for some reason, despite the fact he lives on an entirely different road, just so he can keep his drive free for his and his wifes matching BMW's I've asked him nicely to stop doing it and 2 weekends ago when I saw him I did remind him not to do it again. It seems he has forgotten. I was planning on going out at about 2300 to put dogshit under his door handles and let the tyres down but I'm sure the NAAFI must have some better options out there. Pictures will be provided of any action carried out on really good, practical, suggestions.