Amusing statements you have seen

#1
Saw this on Facebook, so good I had to share...

Had to pinch and repost, love it...
SIGN IN A STORE WINDOW. 'WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE BRITISH SOLDIER!' This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in CAMPBELTOWN, SCOTLAND. You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty. After all, it is ONLY A SIGN. You may say 'What kind of business would dare to post such a sign?' Answer: A FUNERAL PARLOUR. (WHO SAID SCOTTISH UNDERTAKERS HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOUR?) YOU GOTTA LOVE IT!!! = God Bless Scotland !!!
 
#4
Come on.... Why not ain't done it in ages erm well a few weeks ago anyway ;)
 
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#11
Be fair I am pump at this as will see by the shite I have put on over the years ;) and am absolutely tonk with search engines, coz I can't be Arrsed, can't you tell........

But it is great to see how abuse starts to roll with the masters.....
 
#12
Twas the night before Christmas and all was well, RSM's pension, you are a bus load of Rinteln nurses and I claim my £5, when do we get paid, stockings, laundry and boot polish allowance walt, pink berets, wibble.

Have I missed anything? Just thought I'd get the ball rolling on the rest of them before every other fucker does. Again.
 
#13
Whan I was a young boy, dooby dooby dooby doo
Me old man who was Polish used to take me with him to his hairdresser who was also Polish and who was called Mr. Kind.
Mr. Kind had a sign in his shop that read:
I am kind to you,
Be kind to me,
And kindly make an appointment.








Boring cunt.
 
#15
T'was the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Everybody felt shitty
Even the mouse
 
#16
Be fair I am pump at this as will see by the shite I have put on over the years ;) and am absolutely tonk with search engines, coz I can't be Arrsed, can't you tell........

But it is great to see how abuse starts to roll with the masters.....
Have a look at what you think is post-worthy, copy and paste some or all of it into Google and see if it is fuckin years old! Job; Jobbed!
 
#18
Have a look at what you think is post-worthy, copy and paste some or all of it into Google and see if it is fuckin years old! Job; Jobbed!
Thanks mate your t'internet ability and wisdom is greatly needed, r u a Jedi or am I just a thick fuck ;)
 
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#19
Forgive me if I'm wrong but I strongly suspect that the BF has not had much time lately to study the intricacies of ARRSE
 

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