Amusing place names

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  1. This little gem http://places.jump-around.com/closest/ tells you what strange street names you have by you?

    i got:

    Bell End (map)
    2.8 miles

    Lickey End (map)
    3.4 miles

    Pestilence Lane (map)
    4.0 miles

    Grimpits Lane (map)
    4.3 miles

    Dogpool Lane (map)
    5.2 miles

    Feckenham (map)
    10.6 miles

    Hardon Road (map)
    12.0 miles

    Piddle Brook (map)
    18.4 miles

    Wyre Piddle (map)
    19.0 miles

    Foul End (map)
    19.1 miles


    Hours of fun!


    troop
     
  2. Minges (map)
    49.7 miles

    I'll get the car.
     
  3. i win

    Pett Bottom (map)
    15.4 miles

    Thong (map)
    41.2 miles

    C**k Clarks (map)
    42.3 miles

    Fingringhoe (map)
    43.2 miles

    Rear Wood (map)
    43.8 miles

    Gay Bowers (map)
    44.1 miles

    Dancing D*cks (map)
    48.0 miles

    Pratt's Bottom (map)
    53.3 miles

    Fishpits (map)
    54.9 miles

    Lower Dicker (map)
    55.7 miles

    :oops:
     
  4. Nork (map)
    14.1 miles

    Cock Pond (map)
    14.6 miles

    Mincing Lane (map)
    17.6 miles

    Bonar Road (map)
    17.7 miles

    Herbert's Hole (map)
    19.6 miles

    White Knobs Way (map)
    21.2 miles

    Tyttenhanger (map)
    21.4 miles

    Pishill (map)
    23.0 miles

    Titsey Park (map)
    24.4 miles

    Knob Hill (map)
    25.4 miles


    HA HA !!
    Fantastic site !!
     
  5. Have an 'aquired' Boxhead town roadsign in the mess

    Fuchtorf

    :lol:
     
  6. Spunkie (map)
    8.5 miles

    Assloss (map)
    13.2 miles

    Turdees (map)
    15.4 miles

    Dickland (map)
    20.8 miles

    Fatlips Castle (map)
    28.7 miles

    Buttock Point (map)
    36.3 miles

    Cock of Arran (map)
    37.8 miles

    Fanny Hill (map)
    40.7 miles

    Fanny Burn (map)
    40.7 miles

    Lumps of Garryhorn (map)
    41.3 miles
     
  7. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Six Mile Bottom (map)
    9.3 miles

    Shingay (map)
    11.9 miles

    Shaftenhoe End (map)
    14.3 miles

    Bummers Hill (map)
    20.3 miles

    Nasty (map)
    23.2 miles

    Feltwell (map)
    25.0 miles

    Salters Lode (map)
    26.7 miles

    Butts Hill (map)
    27.7 miles

    Minges (map)
    27.7 miles

    Titty Ho (map)
    28.0 miles

    And one that isn't on there, the town of Pidley.
     
  8. Ramsbottom (map)
    14.6 miles

    Nob End (map)
    15.8 miles

    Clitheroe (map)
    17.9 miles

    Buttock (map)
    19.9 miles

    Big End (map)
    20.2 miles

    Menlove Gardens (map)
    22.7 miles

    Hole Bottom (map)
    24.8 miles

    Pisser Clough (map)
    25.5 miles

    Cocklick End (map)
    25.7 miles

    Dick Slack (map)
    27.5 miles
     
  9. I kid you not

    Fingringhoe (map)
    3.3 miles

    Fishpits (map)
    9.3 miles

    Dancing Dicks (map)
    13.1 miles

    Cock Clarks (map)
    16.0 miles

    Gay Bowers (map)
    16.9 miles

    Cocks Green (map)
    23.1 miles

    Six Mile Bottom (map)
    33.3 miles

    Minges (map)
    34.4 miles

    Bummers Hill (map)
    36.7 miles

    Shaftenhoe End (map)
    37.1 miles

    No prizes for guessing where most posters are from!
     
  10. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Spital Tongues (map)
    8.0 miles

    Hairy Side (map)
    14.1 miles

    Shitlington Crags (map)
    19.2 miles

    Slag Hill (map)
    24.4 miles

    Cock Play (map)
    32.9 miles

    Faggot (map)
    33.9 miles

    Fanny Barks (map)
    34.9 miles

    Lady's Hole (map)
    35.2 miles

    Wide Open Dykes (map)
    45.4 miles

    Crackpot (map)
    48.7 miles


    They missed that frocking great hill with a bastard hairpin on the road to Alston where I lost it many years ago on a Kwaka Z1 and came within inches of sliding under a poxy milk wagon.
    26.8 miles
     
  11. Cuckoo's Knob (map)
    11.5 miles

    Wet Pits (map)
    17.7 miles

    Sandy Balls (map)
    18.4 miles

    Cripplestyle (map)
    18.8 miles

    Zig-Zag Hill (map)
    23.8 miles

    Sodom (map)
    26.2 miles

    Handcock's Bottom (map)
    27.0 miles

    Box Tunnel (map)
    27.3 miles

    Butt Hatch (map)
    33.1 miles

    Lusty Hill (map)
    33.1 miles


    I hate my life. I can't believe that this is the most interesting thing on Arrse right now. I'm so bored I might even have to go and do some work.
     
  12. 8O
    Sodom (map)
    8.9 miles

    Wet Pits (map)
    11.2 miles

    Cuckoo's Knob (map)
    17.2 miles

    Box Tunnel (map)
    21.8 miles

    Crotch Crescent (map)
    27.7 miles

    Golden Balls (map)
    27.8 miles

    Druggers End (map)
    36.7 miles

    Pishill (map)
    37.3 miles

    Wyre Piddle (map)
    37.5 miles

    Piddle Brook (map)
    38.1 miles
     
  13. Spital Tongues (map)
    19.2 miles

    Fanny Barks (map)
    20.2 miles

    Cock Bush Hall Farm (map)
    25.7 miles

    Hairy Side (map)
    27.6 miles

    Cock Heads (map)
    30.9 miles

    Bitchagreen (map)
    31.7 miles

    Slag Hill (map)
    36.3 miles

    Crackpot (map)
    39.8 miles

    Shitlington Crags (map)
    44.2 miles

    Cum Hag Wood (map)
    46.4 miles
     
  14. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    *Note to self* Try not to try and remember how to triangulate. You'll give yourself a headache.
     
  15. Cock Pond (map)
    4.2 miles

    Nork (map)
    6.1 miles

    Bonar Road (map)
    6.7 miles

    Mincing Lane (map)
    8.3 miles

    White Knobs Way (map)
    10.1 miles

    Titsey Park (map)
    12.3 miles

    Pratt's Bottom (map)
    13.1 miles

    Knob Hill (map)
    23.0 miles

    Tyttenhanger (map)
    23.2 miles

    Thong (map)
    25.3 miles