Amusing place names

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  1. msr

    msr LE

    Those near me:
    Nob End (map)

    Ramsbottom (map)

    Dick Slack (map)

    Hole Bottom (map)

    Pisser Clough (map)

    Upperthong (map)

    Buttock (map)

    Big End (map)

    Fartown (map)

  2. Willey (map)
    10.9 miles

    Butthole Lane (map)
    12.6 miles

    Cottagers (map)
    18.4 miles

    Foul End (map)
    19.7 miles

    Bishops Itchington (map)
    28.7 miles

    Titty Ho (map)
    32.6 miles

    Hole in the Wall (map)
    34.8 miles

    Lickey End (map)
    39.9 miles

    Jughole wood (map)
    40.1 miles

    Butt Mound (map)
    40.7 miles
  3. Shag Point

    near Fremington in Devon :lol: :lol: :lol:

    and nearby is Twitchin Ho
  4. The best one ever is the Squaddies favourite piccy site nr Nesslewang in Bavaria

    'W@nk' no matter how many times you drive past it you can't help but raise a snigger, or pile out of the minibus for a group piccy with everyones hamptons in thier hands :)

    I also think there is a town nr Worthing called 'Blondebint-your-a-cnut-so-die-in-a-fire on sea
  5. W@nkum near the Dutch border and if you head down towards Koblenz you have a place called Titz.
  6. Wankdorf in Switzerland
  7. Cock Pond

    Titsey Park



    Herbert's Hole

    Knob Hill

    Cock Clarks

    Rear Wood

    Gay Bowers

    Dancing Dicks
  8. The Bog (map)

    Shavington Ho (map)

    Bell End (map)

    Lickey End (map)

    Smallwood (map)

    Dirty Gutter (map) Fell in a few of those

    Bottom Flash (map)

    Foul End (map)

    Butty Moss (map)

    Feckenham (map)
  9. As witty, funny and perverse as those names are, I must stand up and defend my own land as the premier place for ' outre ' names,

    nothing in the world beats going to Dildo, Newfoundland ..I'm sure the residents are just proud to tell everyone they meet where they come form...
    " Yup, I'm a Dildo, awright..come from a long line of Dildos, Great Great grandpappy was one of the first Dildos "
    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: "
  10. I actually live in Ramsbottom. And yes it always raises a smile in conversation.
  11. Vulcan, Alberta
    Head-Smashed-In-Buffalo-Jump, Alberta
    Intercourse, Pennsylvania
    Virginville, Pennsylvania
  12. Theres a WETWANG on the A166 in East Yorkshire.

    Had new signs (again) last time I passed!
  13. I used to live in Whakatane in the Bay of Plenty NZ. Which is not partically amusing until you understand that 'Whaka' is pronouced 'fcuker'.

    I really wanted to live in Whakatu near Napier in the Hawke's bay.
  14. F*cking in Austria has to be the best
  15. There is a mountain in Devon called Brown Willy. Said mountain had me chucked out of many a geography lesson as a boy.