amusing comments on CRs

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  1. I was sitting here pondering after writing part 1 of a CR, what amusing lines have people had in their's in the past?

    To start the ball rolling :

    Cfn b_s is led astray by two people .... Mr Boddingtons and Mr Mcdonalds.

    Cfn b_s is a 'well rounded' personality.

    Cfn b_s is fortunate that the QMs department has larger sizes in the clothing store.

    hmmmm, common thread here..... Yeah, I'm still a fat tw*t!

  2. Cpl Gliderpilot is an instructor at the local RAF Gliding club. However, as he is so tall its a wonder that he can fit in a glider. :roll:

    Its a wonder that I actually got promoted off this CR :D
  3. S_F complies with everything appart from the rules.
  4. One I read for an Infantry Corporal:

    "Works well in Barrack Dress"
  5. Part 2 by CO .Sgt ** is one of the Armys best gliders :?

    Same CO in front of some Brig during a show and tell..

    "Ah, yes SGT ** is one of the Armys best gliders."

    To which Sgt ** replied - "No sir thats what I fly, I am a glider pilot".

    To which the RSM's head exploded :D
  6. Sig Bloggs has a amazing six pack.

    He just needs the plastic to hold it together :wink:
  7. An actual comment on a junior officer's report:

    "I believe this officer was commissioned in error".
  8. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    Real old chestnut that I read somewhere#

    "This medical officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar."

    And another I read in the same book

    "Works well when constantly supervised and cornered like a rat in a trap.
  9. Works well under close arrest
  10. Not quite a CR, but my grandfather's Indian Army bearer had a chit that read,

    "Completes all tasks entirely to his own satisfaction."
  11. Achieved his aim through natural cunning and guile rather than honest endeavour.
  12. Very manoeuvrist - I assume that this was a good comment?
  13. seaweed

    seaweed LE Book Reviewer

    Brewmeister, I have a letter from a great uncle recording that one (and 'I have known this officer to be sober') from 1917!
  14. One mate had "Cpl B is small and very Scottish". Acurate but a bit odd. I was described as "tall and balding" true but hardly relevant and the the next year as "stout"-6 foot 2 and skinny in not "stout".
  15. Tall and balding? Has your COC been recycling my CRs?