amusing comments on CRs

#1
I was sitting here pondering after writing part 1 of a CR, what amusing lines have people had in their's in the past?

To start the ball rolling :

Cfn b_s is led astray by two people .... Mr Boddingtons and Mr Mcdonalds.

Cfn b_s is a 'well rounded' personality.

Cfn b_s is fortunate that the QMs department has larger sizes in the clothing store.


hmmmm, common thread here..... Yeah, I'm still a fat tw*t!

b_s
 
#2
Cpl Gliderpilot is an instructor at the local RAF Gliding club. However, as he is so tall its a wonder that he can fit in a glider. :roll:

Its a wonder that I actually got promoted off this CR :D
 
#5
Part 2 by CO .Sgt ** is one of the Armys best gliders :?

Same CO in front of some Brig during a show and tell..

"Ah, yes SGT ** is one of the Armys best gliders."

To which Sgt ** replied - "No sir thats what I fly, I am a glider pilot".

To which the RSM's head exploded :D
 
#7
An actual comment on a junior officer's report:

"I believe this officer was commissioned in error".
 

Trans-sane

LE
Book Reviewer
#8
Real old chestnut that I read somewhere#

"This medical officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar."

And another I read in the same book

"Works well when constantly supervised and cornered like a rat in a trap.
 
#10
Not quite a CR, but my grandfather's Indian Army bearer had a chit that read,

"Completes all tasks entirely to his own satisfaction."
 
#11
Achieved his aim through natural cunning and guile rather than honest endeavour.
 

seaweed

LE
Book Reviewer
#13
Brewmeister, I have a letter from a great uncle recording that one (and 'I have known this officer to be sober') from 1917!
 
#14
One mate had "Cpl B is small and very Scottish". Acurate but a bit odd. I was described as "tall and balding" true but hardly relevant and the the next year as "stout"-6 foot 2 and skinny in not "stout".
 
#15
Tall and balding? Has your COC been recycling my CRs?
 
#16
Tpr Hamilton must realise that the ball may be in his court on occasions, but the ball belongs to me. :)
 
#17
Old plt Sgt of mine wrote on a pen picture, under the heading strengths
"this man holds a current driving licence"

Not my pen picture i hasten to add.
 

oldbaldy

LE
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#19
Cuddles said:
Tall and balding? Has your COC been recycling my CRs?
Eh?
 

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