American Veterans Advice to Civilians

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  1. Trip_Wire

    Trip_Wire RIP

    How much of the following would be appropriate advice to Brit civilians?


    Rules for the Non Military

    Dear Civilians, "We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:

    1. The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem---kick their ass.

    2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest---kick their ass.

    3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their! ass.

    4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you used to be "Special Forces," and collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old. Now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.!

    5. Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, "Do you fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt).

    6. If you witness someone calling the US Coast Guard 'non-military', inform them of their mistake---and kick their ass.

    7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her---of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking.

    8. Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran. We are Americans, and we all bleed the same, regardless of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command is to include our Commander-In-Chief (CinC). The President (for those who didn't know) is our CinC regardless of political party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings w here ! all those representatives meet All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out. If you keep asking us the same stupid questions repeatedly, you will get your ass kicked!

    9. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me---stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore, could kick your ass!

    10. Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying 'Let's go kill those Commies!' And stop asking us where he is! Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me---if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I can go kick their ass!

    11. 'Flyboy' (Air Force), 'Jarhead' (Marines), 'Grunt' (Army), 'Squid' (Navy), 'Puddle Jumpers' (Coast Guard), etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. That could get your ass kicked.

    12. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, ou r cou! ntry would get it's ass kicked."

    "It is the Veteran, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the press.

    "It is the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.

    It is the Veteran, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.

    "It is the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag."
     
  2. Thank you trip-wire,

    1, 2 and 7 would not really be applicable in the United Kingdom. Americans hold their flag in rather higher regard than the British tend to regard theirs. In fact, our Union Flag has been hijacked by the extreme Right who appear to be the only ones who are not afraid to wave it!

    As for the rest, I think many would agree with the sentiment but, again, the Military in the United States are far more revered than they are in the United Kingdom where they are somewhat taken for granted. Our Ministry of Defence runs a pretty good website for veterans but that is as far as it goes. The reality is that veterans in the United Kingdom enjoy no privileges whatsoever and are left to fend for themselves on discharge. Those left physically and psychologically damaged as a result of their service are left in the hands of charitable organisations and have to fight a tenancious battle through the courts to obtain even a pittance of a pension.

    Serving and retired members of the US Forces enjoy a far greater respect in their own country than do those in the UK where, apart from a single day in the year, (Armistice day) they are abandoned and forgotten by our Government!
     
  3. Trip_Wire

    Trip_Wire RIP

    Iolis:

    Sad! Ihope things get better for your Veterans, this GWOT is going to last along time.

    I have heard pretty much the same thing from my SAS friend.