American Stupidity

Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by stour_crazy, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. US Navy is traveling off the coast of Newfoundland.
    Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

    Canadians: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid collision.

    Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy Ship, I say again, divert your course.

    Canadians: Number One, I say again, divert your course.

    Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change your course 15 degrees noth. Thats on five degrees north, or counter measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

    Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

    The funny thing is this is actually true and happened in 95
     
  2. Funny - but........................

    http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthouse.asp
     
  3. Haha, love it. Cheers :D
     
  4. lol... u lying man!