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American man-love disguised as a sporting event

Apropos of nothing really..

At the moment I am blessed with being an embed in some of Uncle Sam's finest. They take great pride in their command of the English language, for example informing me that they know that the British meaning of the word 'fanny' (snigger) differs from theirs. What they don't know is that while a hoop is something they chuck a basketball through, on the right-thinking side of the Atlantic its meaning is entirely different.

Imagine their surprise and consternation then, that on being invited to partake in some '4 on 4 hoop action', instead of getting into sports kit, I start backing into a corner whilst fumbling for my side arm, muttering "save it for the detainees bubba....."

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