American Idol 2013

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by JoeCivvie, Jan 26, 2013.

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  1. Yes, I admit, I watch it when the Mad Scary one has it on, and I quite enjoy the first few weeks of losers and no-hopers and the last few when the (mainly) genuinely good ones are left.

    This year though, I watch it through gritted teeth whilst fantasising about smashing Nicki Minaj's face in with a burning, barbed wire-wrapped cricket bat.

    What a vacuous, self-obsessed bitch. I doubt she ever has a thought other than 'me me me me me".

    Oh yes - and that nasaly, whiny fucking voice.

    And breath.
  2. I just want to know what it looks like naked.
  3. Its just a cry for help..........
  4. A big fuck off lump of silicone with a tan respray.
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  5. Yes but what does its arsehole look like?
  6. Ok..... I'm in New Zealand..... What's America Idol ?
  7. Your equivalent would be a TV programme where people vote for the sheep with the nicest baaa
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  8. That's one of those things you really, really want to see but you know deep down that once you see it, you'll want to unsee it.

    Like watching a kangaroo die from a massive anal prolapse.
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  9. Well i didnt know who she was so had a google and what is it these days that girls seem to want an unproportionality large arse wouldnt touch her with JArods