Yes, I admit, I watch it when the Mad Scary one has it on, and I quite enjoy the first few weeks of losers and no-hopers and the last few when the (mainly) genuinely good ones are left. This year though, I watch it through gritted teeth whilst fantasising about smashing Nicki Minaj's face in with a burning, barbed wire-wrapped cricket bat. What a vacuous, self-obsessed bitch. I doubt she ever has a thought other than 'me me me me me". Oh yes - and that nasaly, whiny fucking voice. And breath.