America leads the way again! No grunting

Discussion in 'Health and Fitness' started by armchair_jihad, Nov 18, 2006.

  1. Yes it essential

  2. No its only for insecure showoffs

  3. only the occasional groan or whimper

  4. Uuuggghhhhhhh!!

  5. Its an act of hostility against people who are fitness challenged


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  1. Albert Argibay, a bodybuilder and a state correction officer, was at a Planet Fitness gym with 500 pounds of weight on his shoulders one afternoon this month when the club manager walked over and told him it was time to leave. Mr. Argibay, the manager explained, had violated one of the club’s most sacred and strictly enforced rules: He was grunting.

    “I said to her, ‘I’m not grunting, I’m breathing heavy,’ ” recalled Mr. Argibay, 40, an energetic man with the hulking appearance of a pro linebacker. “I guess she didn’t like the fact that I challenged her, because she said to me, ‘Meet me up front; I’m canceling your membership.’ ”

    He continued lifting, but soon was surrounded by town police officers, who told him to drop the weight slowly and pack his bag, then escorted him from the gym. Now Mr. Argibay is considering suing the club, claiming the notoriety the incident earned him in this cozy 5,000-person town 75 miles north of Manhattan is tantamount to defamation. Mr. Argibay said he has endured ridicule from colleagues who call him and make grunting noises, and he fears that inmates will lose respect for him.

    At Planet Fitness gyms, grunters and other rule-breakers are treated to an ear-rattling siren with flashing blue lights and a public scolding. The “lunk alarm,” as the club calls it, is so jarring it can bring the entire floor to a standstill. (A lunk is defined, on a poster, as “one who grunts, drops weights, or judges.”)

    Tim Gunther, a 6-foot, 200-pound firefighter in Poughkeepsie, said he and his colleagues were frequently harassed for “making noises that can’t be avoided”

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  2. Me ex girlfriend once sued me for grunting during sex on the grounds that it was 'unmanly'. Didn't help me too much when she told the judge I have a penchant for screaming "mama!!!" as I unloaded my syrupy fluids inside her.

    You will be glad to know she has since married some bloke called Tony Blair.