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America - its all a bit odd...

Just the lumberjacks annual summer family picnic, that was just the kids playing.
Two tattooed mongs got into a fight with some other people on the beach in Toronto and came out on the worst end of it. One of them looked like he'd gotten a bloody nose. They left and then returned with a pair of chainsaws to try to intimidate the others. Some people left. The police had already been called over the original fight, and they arrested the mongs. No one was injured except the mongs in the original fight. Reports on Twitter and other social media were apparently greatly exaggerated.

2 men seen carrying chainsaws at Cherry Beach arrested
 
Two tattooed mongs got into a fight with some other people on the beach in Toronto and came out on the worst end of it. One of them looked like he'd gotten a bloody nose. They left and then returned with a pair of chainsaws to try to intimidate the others. Some people left. The police had already been called over the original fight, and they arrested the mongs. No one was injured except the mongs in the original fight. Reports on Twitter and other social media were apparently greatly exaggerated.

2 men seen carrying chainsaws at Cherry Beach arrested
I could swear it was florida man striking again
 
Not sure crossing the bridge into Windsor would be that much cause for concern :)

I'd be more relieved to be the fvck out of Detroit!

Poor phraseology on my part; that was what I meant. Made matters worse by getting lost in a traffic diversion and being able to see the bridge to escape over, but not able to get to it as we went round and round in the backstreets of Detroit. Ended up going cross-country for a bit: thankfully, all rentals are 4WD!
 
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Two tattooed mongs got into a fight with some other people on the beach in Toronto and came out on the worst end of it. One of them looked like he'd gotten a bloody nose. They left and then returned with a pair of chainsaws to try to intimidate the others. Some people left. The police had already been called over the original fight, and they arrested the mongs. No one was injured except the mongs in the original fight. Reports on Twitter and other social media were apparently greatly exaggerated.

2 men seen carrying chainsaws at Cherry Beach arrested

Mongs mate, they're everywhere.
 
The tats look familiar

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Oh Canada.... nuestro hogar y tierra natal
 
Pandemic or no pandemic, the annual Port Huron Float Down is going ahead this weekend.
Closed border, COVID-19 restrictions cloud already-rebellious Port Huron Float Down event

This is an annual, unofficial, "nobody is in charge of this" event where Americans will round up inner tubes, air mattresses, inflatable boats, and large quantities of alcohol, wade into the St. Clair River at Port Huron Michigan, and set themselves adrift on a major river that both forms the border between the US and Canada, and is also a shipping channel.

They depend more on luck than planning to avoid disaster. The US authorities tell them not to do it and the Canadian authorities repeat the warning, but they do it none the less. Four years ago unfavourable winds sent 1,500 of them adrift across the border to Canada where they turned up in their swimsuits sans passports and relied on the Canadian authorities (and tax payer) to send them back home again.

This year they're going ahead again, despite the pandemic. Most will likely be crammed close together in small inflatable boats or similar conveyances.

With the border being closed this year, Canadian authorities have promised unspecified penalties if they set a toe across the line, although that's probably not going to pose much of a deterant.
 
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