It's a little known fact that the US Civil War started when Lincoln parked his Continental in front of Gen Lee's driveway. Lee flew out of his garage in a rage and tried popping a cap in Lincoln's ass before Ulysses S Grant burst out with his Mack 10 giving Lee the good news in the middle of the street.Parking is a huge issue in large cities and people tend to get territorial about “their” parking space. It’s always been that way.
That led to Lee blatting off a few rounds in the direction of Lincoln's neighbours and Sheriden, along with a group of CCF took the fight straight to the door of Breckenridge at no 8 and "scorched earthed" the mofo in an enfilading attack from the hedge-row flank.
By this time the Po-Po had been called and Sherman rocked up with his SWAT team, by which time it was all over, save for picking up the bodies and the spoils of war.
It was what led to the lesser known verse of Star Spangled Banner:
O say can you see by the dawn's early light
A shoot out in the driveway with a head shot so gleaming
All over a driveway and snow piled high so it's leaning
O'r the ramparts we watched as the good news was given
And the Mack 10's round and AR-15s shots ringing
Gave proof through the night that our neighbours are mental
O say does that star spangled banner yet wave
O'r the land of the guns and the home of the crazed