America is DOOMED, DOOMED I tell thee!!!!

Discussion in 'US' started by chocolate_frog, Jan 3, 2011.

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  1. Omen reported in Arkansas. As 1,000s of bird drop from sky.

    Could it be due to the plans for Universal Health Care?! :wink:

    BBC News - More than 1,000 blackbirds fall out of Arkansas sky

  2. White supremacist Avian Hunters (WAH).

    Edit: I used a black fingernail to mis type something. Soz.
  3. Don't be silly. It's a sign from God that Billy-Bob and Jimmy-Ray should get put their guns into the pickup and go a-huntin' 'blackbirds' round Pennsylvania Avenue. Bagsy Obama in the dead pool.
  4. Stands by for a "Flash Forward"
  5. Dr Stantz, "Everything was fine until Dickless here turned off the Containment Field."

    Mayor, "Is this true?"

    Dr Venkman, "Yes. This man has no dick."
  6. Have they started up the LHC again?
  7. Obviously, it's AQ field testing a new bio-weapon...

    Oh, a Tinfoil Hat for me? How kind.
  8. Hmmmm, between the Birds n fish.....Wonder how close to Pine Bluff these occurred........