Ambitions in sex

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#1
Wow, they're all coming out this morning!!

ok - my ambitions - To Have Sex:-

on a full size snooker table
in the rain
on a sheepskin rug in front of a roaring fire on a winter's night
in the middle of a cornfield on a hot summer's night
over the bonnet of a car as a low flying plane goes over
 
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that would be good peg as long as it wasn't a rough sea, then I'd just be throwing diced carrots over the side.
In a little rowing boat moored in the middle of a tranquil lake, with lots of onlookers - got to have onlookers! :p
 
#6
It'd be the way the boat rocked back and forth against the water that'd be nice for me.  I'd get embaressed if people were watching though!  Although if shes worth it I could cope.
 
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nah, it all adds to the excitement.
Also, the fear of being caught is great.
Once did it in a park at night and boyfriend was on top, next thing you know, there's an alsation licking his arrse and some bloke shouting 'Rover, come away from there now!'
 
#11
1. To actually get some...

2. To be in the middle of a Lesbian Gang Bang and discover that all those gorgeous lesbians are in fact b-sexual and so desperate for a man that my wish is there very command.

There.....I said it.....so sue me!
 
#18
I'll do him for you....for lets say 20 silk cut and a pint
 
#19
To actually do it too a real woman  ::) instead of this rubber b***h ive got sat next to me.
She doesnt appreciate me you know! but who cares ,she never says no ________the hussey!!!!!!!
And i dont have to talk to her afterwards, and i make her sleep in the wet patch.She doesnt moan when i finish to quick,and i can dress her up in whatever i want-today she is mrs thatcher-------thats it marg right there------------good girl---now drink it all,like a good girl!!!!! :p ;)
 
#20
Wayne.....I see I'm not the only Ivor Biggun fan on the site!!!

Do you know the words to "I've Farted"?
 

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