Ambitions in sex

[Snips]

Wow, they're all coming out this morning!!

ok - my ambitions - To Have Sex:-

on a full size snooker table
in the rain
on a sheepskin rug in front of a roaring fire on a winter's night
in the middle of a cornfield on a hot summer's night
over the bonnet of a car as a low flying plane goes over

 

[Line_Grunt]

watch out for sparks when in front of the fire - they can really put you of your stride

 

[Snips]

mmmm just adds to the fun surely?

 

[pegasusranger]

In a rowing boat.

 

[Snips]

that would be good peg as long as it wasn't a rough sea, then I'd just be throwing diced carrots over the side.
In a little rowing boat moored in the middle of a tranquil lake, with lots of onlookers - got to have onlookers!

 

[pegasusranger]

It'd be the way the boat rocked back and forth against the water that'd be nice for me.  I'd get embaressed if people were watching though!  Although if shes worth it I could cope.

 

[Snips]

nah, it all adds to the excitement.
Also, the fear of being caught is great.
Once did it in a park at night and boyfriend was on top, next thing you know, there's an alsation licking his arrse and some bloke shouting 'Rover, come away from there now!'

 

[pegasusranger]

rugby club pitch in the dark was a bit muddy for me but i was on top , no one watching though so probably not as exciting for me as it was for you!

 

[Snips]

nah I wasn't excited, that mud was caked all up my arrse

 

[pegasusranger]

Sure it was mud or just fear?

 

[woopert]

1. To actually get some...

2. To be in the middle of a Lesbian Gang Bang and discover that all those gorgeous lesbians are in fact b-sexual and so desperate for a man that my wish is there very command.

There.....I said it.....so sue me!

 

[Flyingrockdj]

To stop faking orgasm's

 

[Snips]

for women to do that - or you?

 

[Flyingrockdj]

Me....sadly

 

[verdi]

The Corrs. With jam on. Their my ambition.

 

[Line_Grunt]

what? even the brother????

 

[verdi]

sh1t. I didn't think that through fully did i. I'll ask him to film it.

 

[Wayne_Kerr]

I'll do him for you....for lets say 20 silk cut and a pint

 

[the_common_rif_raf]

To actually do it too a real woman  : instead of this rubber b***h ive got sat next to me.
She doesnt appreciate me you know! but who cares ,she never says no ________the hussey!!!!!!!
And i dont have to talk to her afterwards, and i make her sleep in the wet patch.She doesnt moan when i finish to quick,and i can dress her up in whatever i want-today she is mrs thatcher-------thats it marg right there------------good girl---now drink it all,like a good girl!!!!!

 

[woopert]

Wayne.....I see I'm not the only Ivor Biggun fan on the site!!!

Do you know the words to "I've Farted"?