Ambitions in sex

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  1. Wow, they're all coming out this morning!!

    ok - my ambitions - To Have Sex:-

    on a full size snooker table
    in the rain
    on a sheepskin rug in front of a roaring fire on a winter's night
    in the middle of a cornfield on a hot summer's night
    over the bonnet of a car as a low flying plane goes over
  2. watch out for sparks when in front of the fire - they can really put you of your stride ;D ;D ;D
  3. mmmm just adds to the fun surely?
  4. In a rowing boat.
  5. that would be good peg as long as it wasn't a rough sea, then I'd just be throwing diced carrots over the side.
    In a little rowing boat moored in the middle of a tranquil lake, with lots of onlookers - got to have onlookers! :p
  6. It'd be the way the boat rocked back and forth against the water that'd be nice for me.  I'd get embaressed if people were watching though!  Although if shes worth it I could cope.
  7. nah, it all adds to the excitement.
    Also, the fear of being caught is great.
    Once did it in a park at night and boyfriend was on top, next thing you know, there's an alsation licking his arrse and some bloke shouting 'Rover, come away from there now!'
  8. rugby club pitch in the dark was a bit muddy for me but i was on top :) , no one watching though so probably not as exciting for me as it was for you!
  9. nah I wasn't excited, that mud was caked all up my arrse ;D ;D
  10. Sure it was mud or just fear?
  11. woopert

    woopert LE Moderator

    1. To actually get some...

    2. To be in the middle of a Lesbian Gang Bang and discover that all those gorgeous lesbians are in fact b-sexual and so desperate for a man that my wish is there very command.

    There.....I said sue me!
  12. Flyingrockdj

    Flyingrockdj War Hero Moderator

    To stop faking orgasm's
  13. for women to do that - or you?
  14. Flyingrockdj

    Flyingrockdj War Hero Moderator

  15. The Corrs. With jam on. Their my ambition. :p