Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Outstanding, May 27, 2010.

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  1. So whats left to do now then?

    Have a night with Miss USA?
  2. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Usual bollocks from your c/s then! :roll:
  3. Katherine Jenkins.
  4. Thanks Mate - slow afternoon?
  5. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    You can talk, starting 2 utterly bone threads.

    Got any more irrelevant bollocks to clog the internet up with?
  6. sorry I haven't got anymore but at least we are still talking eh?
  7. What breed of frog is that in your avatar?
  8. My ambition is to chop your fingers off so you can't start any more shite threads; disembowel you with a letter opener and a pink highlighter (the weapons of choice for the SPS), feed your entrails to a big scary tiger and take what's left of your hair for a hat.

    I'd then bury you under my patio and dance on your grave. In uniform of course, as a mark of respect for your persistant blathering about it over the last few decades. I'd put a claim in for IE as well. Just to really piss you off.
  10. My ambition is to have an 8" cock...........................

    ......................instead of this huge bloody thing!!!!! :p
  11. Orally or anally?
  12. I think I prefer externally.
  13. What like resting on your chin like ?

    I am your man ! Do you hog the quilt ???
  14. you dont half brighten a slow afternoon
  15. Madam Snail, How nice to be involved in intercourse with you again. it has been too long. I am delighted that you survived the last trip.