Amazing. Check this out.

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Monty417, Dec 12, 2011.

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  1. Check this out. It really works! My favourite film was ALIENS... Amazing! What's yours???

    Pick a number from 1 - 9.

    * Multiply by 3.

    * Add 3.

    * Multiply that by 3.

    * Add those two digits together.

    * Use that number to find your all time favourite film in the list below.

    Your film is:

    1. Gone With the Wind..

    2. Aliens.

    3. Dances with Wolves.

    4. Star Wars.

    5. Forrest Gump.

    6. Saving Private Ryan.

    7. Jaws.

    8. Doctor Zhivago..

    9. The Joy of Sex with Male Goats & Leather Clad Gay Boys.

    10. Mary Poppins.

    11. Lawrence of Arabia

    12. Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid

    13. Lord of The Rings – Trilogy

    14. The Sound of Music

    15. The Curse of Count Dracula

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  2. The Joy of Sex with Male Goats & Leather Clad Gay Boys. Which is true - that is my favourite film.
  3. Crap - didn't work
  4. Maths games for 8 year olds.
  5. Tell that to Hermes R12.
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  6. You have 12 hermers? No wonder it works for you.
  7. Worked for you too didn't it Smudge..
  8. Well, that all depends on your definition of "works"

    May favourite is "The sound of music"
  9. I just skipped the complicated maths bollocks, and went straight to number 9.
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  10. Why not let Smudge answer for himself?
  11. He's been given a gagging order I'm afraid.
  12. From Jarrod?
  13. From a gay homosexual moderator who doesn't understand the meaning of "sarcasm"
  14. Mmmm...A Gay Homosexual...well, I never.
  15. I was refering to "happy"