Amazing Abilities (That Are Totally Useless)

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  1. I can shove cocktail sticks in my head....more of a useless party trick than an ability but it does make people shake their heads and mutter things!
  2. I have the ability to drop candle wax onto my bellend, and fashion a shot glass out of said wax (albeit a very tiny one), and drink port out of it.
  3. I can place my knee over my shoulder.
  4. I can cross my legs yoga style (feet on opposite knees).
    Then lift myself up & "walk" on my knees in a stumpy kind of way.
    Completely useless, & it kills my kneecaps.
  5. if you are female then that would be amazing. if you are a man then that is not something i would broadcast!
  6. Forgot to put mine, i can sit on the floor with my legs flat and at 90 degree angles (if that makes sense?)
  7. i have the ability to make everyone walk out of a room, simply by walking in ;)
  8. The ability to spell posess.
  9. i can screw things up and actually get away with blaming some one else
  10. That's a good ability, you should be an English teacher.
  11. :)
  12. I can fit the rim of a pint glass in my mouth and drink the contents.
  13. You haven't got a vid of that by any chance have you?
  14. No vid, I'm afraid, but rest assured it is noduf.