AM POOR AND RACIALLY DISADVANTAGED

#5
I was given my PC and am piggybacking my connection on an unencrypted wireless link in the new flats,that overshadow my mean dwelling.
Can I have a gun please?
 
#7
Damm
was looking forward to the sideways 9 so much,or maybe one of those brutal looking unstable MAC10s
Back to the stick with nails in it

Not for pensioners
Smackheads and theiving crackhead whores are most common in my little piece of heaven
 
#8
'Fraid not. Gobernment policy clearly staes that "stick with nails in it" is only eligible to those that have at least been given 1 ASBO and frequent street corners drinking something called "Special Brew"

Pieces of cucumber and a stern voice only for you I'm afraid.
 
#10
Yes. Hand the bat in to the closest Constable ASAP. PCSO's will not do, H&S excludes them from handling a strange mans wood.

You may keep the wine club magazines to gently tap any potential intruder. However, a slap anywhere but over the left knuckle using more than 1KG per sq KM of pressure will constitute assault and you will be arrested, even if said intruder is killing you at the time with his sideways 9.
 
#11
I had heard that reading out loud the more difficult words in said magazine constitutes an assault as I am "demeaning their differntly applied levels of comprehension" and this would result in life imprisonment with parole,my house and contents being given to underprivileged youths and my entire familly run out of their homes, their graves dug up unto the 5th generation,and all familly lands sown with salt
 
#13
something with pictures
no writing
all simple 3 colour images
dont want to offend the darlins.
Must go,someone is kicking my door
 
#15
Aunty Stella said:
Yes. Hand the bat in to the closest Constable ASAP. PCSO's will not do, H&S excludes them from handling a strange mans wood.

You may keep the wine club magazines to gently tap any potential intruder. However, a slap anywhere but over the left knuckle using more than 1KG per sq KM of pressure will constitute assault and you will be arrested, even if said intruder is killing you at the time with his sideways 9.
Unless of course he's an "undercover" BTP Inspector.
 
#16
Aunty Stella said:
No, you have enough money for a PC and internet connection and have not spent it on crack, White Lightning and a big stick to tw@t pensioners with.

Therefor you are one of the "Tory Elite" and deserve nothing at all.
Hey Auntie, I thought you were one of the Tory Elite!!!Just shoot the poor!!
 

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