On the evening on their wedding day, Mr and Mrs Newlywed were lying in bed together having had their first marital roll between the sheets. As she lay in his embrace, Mrs Newlywed nuzzled his chest and said, "Darling, I think we should start our marriage in the manner in which we mean to continue it. I'm going to ask you a personal question and I want you to answer with complete honesty. I promise I won't get upset with the answer if I don't like it, but I really need to know. Am I the only one you've slept with?" Her freshly minted husband, considerate of his new wife's sensitive feelings, thought carefully about this and answered, "Sweetheart, I will place my hand over my heart, and with God as my witness, I swear upon all that is Holy in this life and the next, you are the only one I've ever slept with". As the smile began to slowly spread across her face, he added: "All the rest were nine or tens".