Am I slow or what?.....

#1
OK I know I am a bit thick (not down there),but I have just been watching a prog on double entrondeurs,I never realized that 'Daddy Wouldn't Buy Me a Bow Wow' was full of sex and I am 65 and fucked everything in my path in any way/shape/form/position/gender,,,so is it my fault or The Lord Chamblains Office,,,Please respond as you will..
 
#2
I can't quite see it myself...

I love my little cat, I do
With soft black silky hair
It comes with me each day to school
And sits upon the chair
When teacher says "why do you bring
That little pet of yours?"
I tell her that I bring my cat
Along with me because


Daddy wouldn't buy me a bow-wow! bow wow!
Daddy wouldn't buy me a bow-wow! bow wow!
I've got a little cat
And I'm very fond of that
But I'd rather have a bow-wow
Wow, wow, wow, wow


We used to have two tiny dogs
Such pretty little dears
But daddy sold 'em 'cause they used
To bite each other's ears
I cried all day, at eight each night
Papa sent me to bed
When Ma came home and wiped my eyes
I cried again and said


Daddy wouldn't buy me a bow-wow! bow wow!
Daddy wouldn't buy me a bow-wow! bow wow!
I've got a little cat
And I'm very fond of that
But I'd rather have a bow-wow
Wow, wow, wow, wow


I'll be so glad when I get old
To do just as I "likes"
I'll keep a parrot and at least
A half a dozen tykes
And when I've got a tiny pet
I'll kiss the little thing
Then put it in its little cot
And on to it I'll sing


Daddy wouldn't buy me a bow-wow! bow wow!
Daddy wouldn't buy me a bow-wow! bow wow!
I've got a little cat
And I'm very fond of that
But I'd rather have a bow-wow
Wow, wow, wow, wow
 

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LE
Kit Reviewer
#3
Well some twat here thinks it is, but then it is the Daily Clamjouster so it must be true.
 
M

Mark The Convict

Guest
#8
An alternative headline; Half-smart pseudo-scientists and pretentious faux-intellectuals make desperate and unseemly bid for attention by inventing inferences that aren't actually there.

OK, it won't fit on the front page, but you get the idea.
 
#10
Sometimes Sigmund, "a cigar is just a cigar". Could the writer be trying to get publicity for a new show perchance? Surely not :)
 
#11
Tufty, you are slow. That poem/song is full things that we must protect children from. Clearly there are elements of penis envy, bestiality and dogism. A dogmatic young woman is absolutely awful, a dogmatic old woman is living hell. I support the motion.
 
#12
I had just watched a program on Tessie OShea,she made the song her own back in the 40s/50s,and she was explaining how the song was full of double entendre and that the then censor (Lord Chamberlain) tried to have it banned from public music halls.So I was just asking the question 'did anybody else realize it was a naughty song'?..
 
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