Am I slow or what?.....

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  1. OK I know I am a bit thick (not down there),but I have just been watching a prog on double entrondeurs,I never realized that 'Daddy Wouldn't Buy Me a Bow Wow' was full of sex and I am 65 and fucked everything in my path in any way/shape/form/position/gender,,,so is it my fault or The Lord Chamblains Office,,,Please respond as you will..
     
  2. I can't quite see it myself...

    I love my little cat, I do
    With soft black silky hair
    It comes with me each day to school
    And sits upon the chair
    When teacher says "why do you bring
    That little pet of yours?"
    I tell her that I bring my cat
    Along with me because


    Daddy wouldn't buy me a bow-wow! bow wow!
    Daddy wouldn't buy me a bow-wow! bow wow!
    I've got a little cat
    And I'm very fond of that
    But I'd rather have a bow-wow
    Wow, wow, wow, wow


    We used to have two tiny dogs
    Such pretty little dears
    But daddy sold 'em 'cause they used
    To bite each other's ears
    I cried all day, at eight each night
    Papa sent me to bed
    When Ma came home and wiped my eyes
    I cried again and said


    Daddy wouldn't buy me a bow-wow! bow wow!
    Daddy wouldn't buy me a bow-wow! bow wow!
    I've got a little cat
    And I'm very fond of that
    But I'd rather have a bow-wow
    Wow, wow, wow, wow


    I'll be so glad when I get old
    To do just as I "likes"
    I'll keep a parrot and at least
    A half a dozen tykes
    And when I've got a tiny pet
    I'll kiss the little thing
    Then put it in its little cot
    And on to it I'll sing


    Daddy wouldn't buy me a bow-wow! bow wow!
    Daddy wouldn't buy me a bow-wow! bow wow!
    I've got a little cat
    And I'm very fond of that
    But I'd rather have a bow-wow
    Wow, wow, wow, wow
     
  3. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Well some twat here thinks it is, but then it is the Daily Clamjouster so it must be true.
     
  4. It's got me fucked, perhaps you've got to play it backwards.
     
  5. Try sniffing aerostart first. See if that helps.
     
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  6. Once again I'm thinking WTF is going on, however, my erudite arrse friends have enlightened me, to which my standard reply is as follows:

    you have got to be shitting me.jpg
     
  7. An alternative headline; Half-smart pseudo-scientists and pretentious faux-intellectuals make desperate and unseemly bid for attention by inventing inferences that aren't actually there.

    OK, it won't fit on the front page, but you get the idea.
     
  8. I like panadol.
     
  9. Sometimes Sigmund, "a cigar is just a cigar". Could the writer be trying to get publicity for a new show perchance? Surely not :)
     
  10. Tufty, you are slow. That poem/song is full things that we must protect children from. Clearly there are elements of penis envy, bestiality and dogism. A dogmatic young woman is absolutely awful, a dogmatic old woman is living hell. I support the motion.
     
  11. I had just watched a program on Tessie OShea,she made the song her own back in the 40s/50s,and she was explaining how the song was full of double entendre and that the then censor (Lord Chamberlain) tried to have it banned from public music halls.So I was just asking the question 'did anybody else realize it was a naughty song'?..