Am I ready to lose my virginity?

#2
"Shauny's a people pleaser," says Debbie. "I think if she wasn't quite ready and he really wanted to… she'd go ahead with it."

[snip]

"I'm ashamed," sobs Debbie, "I should have been stronger." Shauny's eyes well up as her mother struggles to describe how she slept with a boy for the first time because she was scared that he would not like her if she refused.

Chalk up another victory (defeat?) for useless parenting.

msr
 
#3
The teacher, Kelly, uses role play, with oven gloves and beer goggles as props,
Oven Gloves... Whats that all about then. Is it a new trend among the Yoof?
 
#5
At this point they should execute the experts and the parents and castrate any offspring from anyone involved in the programme. This is stupidity of the umpteenth level and needs to be stamped out like some kind of cancer.

Just my 2p ;)

Edit: I am referring to the stupidity involved in putting this media waffle together as opposed to just getting on with it.
 

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#6
Oven gloves and beer bottles? Bugger me! I thought I was kinky. Even Dale liked the Llama, the Smarties and the two pints of custard. But if I had mentioned oven gloves and beer bottles..............!
 
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polar69 said:



Feck me Phil Lynots alive and well living in a 16 year old girls bedroom :p
And the other one doesn't give a fcuk.
 
#9
A soiled mattress in a cellar and plasticuffs says they are ready. :)
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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CQMS said:
Whilst they're making up their minds how about a full on lesbian session.
That's very kind of you to offer, but I would need to see photos of you first.
 
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polar69 said:



Feck me Phil Lynots alive and well living in a 16 year old girls bedroom :p
Nice one Polar. Do you think they're both playing that new sport approved for the 2012 Games "Hide the Sausage"?

With the sun shining in the window, Bruce Forsythe also springs to mind closely followed by Jimmy Hill. Aw well, something to balance your balls on anyway!
 

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I think they'll both stay virgins for quite some time as they are both butt fecking ugly. Even if they were 16 they are that ugly even a druken squaddy would turn his nose up!
 
#17
They might be ready but im betting her fella's either blind or gay and trying to cover it up by having a bird.
 

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