A little background: There is this chick that works across the hall from me. She is fine. Nice long legs, perky tits, pouting lips, killer sense of humor and an arrse that is shaken but never stirred. We met a couple weeks ago. Seemed to hit it off (to the deep jealousy of me mates.) Soon afterwards I found meself in me living room alone with her. She was caressing a vodka on the rocks when she turned to me and said:" I have to go to the hairstylist tomorrow. That will be $500." I am not rich by any stretch of the imagination. The kind of money she was asking for is what I make working 80 hours a week. Even with that I don't have anything to spare. She is a fine specimen. But how do I keep her and my reputation as a ladies man without looking frugal? BTW, she is here now. She wants me to go to the store for some wine. I already explained to her that the vodka I am drinking is just as good as anything else. She has in the last minute labelled me as being cheap. What to do?