Am I going down?

#1
Flagged down a taxi tonight.

He dropped me home and asked for fifteen quid. Usual fare for the journey is five to seven.

I remonstrated with him and he got a bit bolshy, culminating with him hitting the central lock.. At which point I sank the head a couple of times, rather obviously busting his nose and grabbed him by the neck instructing him to open the door.

Which he did.

I threw a fiver at him, for the fare.

He drove off shoutig that he was on his way to the cop-shop to dob me in.

Chances of going down???

:lol:
 
#3
better option would have been to get the willy out and piss on the seat and/or threaten to sick your fingers down your throat and chuck up. (used this tactic myself, works well.)

i hope you walked off back down the street past your place so he has no idea where you live.

'normally only a 5 quid fare'?????? ffs man! thats only a short stagger/puke/stagger home anyway.
 
#4
It's no distance at all.... But... Belfast thing...

You cross "the interface" several times.

Makes paying the taxi fare sooo worth it.
 
#6
call the taxi company, ask how much the fare would be then tell them their driver tried to rip you off and assaulted you. get in with a self defence claim first
 
#8
simmaler sittuation,

I got in a black cab a about 9 years ago and the fare was £3.oo tops from Bold St to London Rd in liverpool, the cnut had not turned the meter off from the last fare and when I got to my destination he tried to charge me £9.00, I flipped and threw £6.00 through the money part in the perspex screen, he then said he could only find £2.00 and I had to pay again. I flipped and he locked me in nd I argued for at least 10 minutes... so I sat back in my seat and proceeded to kick the plexi-glass screen through between me and him... he lets his foot off the brakes and hey presto the doors unlocked... I jumped out and proceeded to chase him round his cab... unknown to me he had blown a "yellow 1" emergency call to all the black hackneys in the area... que the army of yellow "for hire lights" converging onto my position... I did a dusty into the nearest boozer ... only to be dragged out by no less than 10 angry cabbies and a kicking ensued.. then the police turned up and I get nicked... when it got to court I was going to explain my case but seeing as everyone going in before me on drunk and disorderly they were getting a fifty quid fine and about twenty quid costs... I does into court and they asked me do I work I said yes I am the licensee of an off licence in Liverpool.... que the mumbling... £250 fine.. £250 compensation for the driver..£100 to fix the screen, £175 court costs... then a visit from the licencing body... liquor licence revoked because it was a drink related incident and I lost my 25k a year job... go black cab fuckbags..

This is why I NEVER give a black taxi a second look when I am pissed wet through and walking home from town and there is no private hire's available..

So I got bumped on my fare
A good Kicking
A Day in court and got bummed £775.00
And I lost My Job
And all because someone was taking the pish... oh and because I was locked in for a good ten minutes arguing, I admit I lost it a bit but... put yourself in that sittuation

HACKNEY DRIVERS ARE CHERRY PICKING THIEVING CUNTS WHO DESERVE ALL THE SHIT THEY GET!
 
#9
discodan said:
simmaler sittuation,

I got in a black cab a about 9 years ago and the fare was £3.oo tops from Bold St to London Rd in liverpool, the cnut had not turned the meter off from the last fare and when I got to my destination he tried to charge me £9.00, I flipped and threw £6.00 through the money part in the perspex screen, he then said he could only find £2.00 and I had to pay again. I flipped and he locked me in nd I argued for at least 10 minutes... so I sat back in my seat and proceeded to kick the plexi-glass screen through between me and him... he lets his foot off the brakes and hey presto the doors unlocked... I jumped out and proceeded to chase him round his cab... unknown to me he had blown a "yellow 1" emergency call to all the black hackneys in the area... que the army of yellow "for hire lights" converging onto my position... I did a dusty into the nearest boozer ... only to be dragged out by no less than 10 angry cabbies and a kicking ensued.. then the police turned up and I get nicked... when it got to court I was going to explain my case but seeing as everyone going in before me on drunk and disorderly they were getting a fifty quid fine and about twenty quid costs... I does into court and they asked me do I work I said yes I am the licensee of an off licence in Liverpool.... que the mumbling... £250 fine.. £250 compensation for the driver..£100 to fix the screen, £175 court costs... then a visit from the licencing body... liquor licence revoked because it was a drink related incident and I lost my 25k a year job... go black cab fuckbags..

This is why I NEVER give a black taxi a second look when I am pissed wet through and walking home from town and there is no private hire's available..

So I got bumped on my fare
A good Kicking
A Day in court and got bummed £775.00
And I lost My Job
And all because someone was taking the pish... oh and because I was locked in for a good ten minutes arguing, I admit I lost it a bit but... put yourself in that sittuation

HACKNEY DRIVERS ARE CHERRY PICKING THIEVING * WHO DESERVE ALL THE s*** THEY GET!

You got a cab from Bold st to London rd? fcuking lazy barsteward :lol:

I agree with you on the hackney's but I don't do walking through Toxteth when pis5ed as a fart anymore 8O
 
#10
Bold St to London road? You could push the beer scooter between those two, and save petrol! But Liverpool back cab drivers are bastards, if you don't tell them a specific route, they'll take you twice round the city to get a bigger for themselves. Cnuts!
 
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#12
Biscuits_Brown said:
Flagged down a taxi tonight.

He dropped me home and asked for fifteen quid. Usual fare for the journey is five to seven.

I remonstrated with him and he got a bit bolshy, culminating with him hitting the central lock.. At which point I sank the head a couple of times, rather obviously busting his nose and grabbed him by the neck instructing him to open the door.

Which he did.

I threw a fiver at him, for the fare.

He drove off shoutig that he was on his way to the cop-shop to dob me in.

Chances of going down???

:lol:
None whatsoever. You made the whole thing up.
 
#13
Biscuits_AB said:
None whatsoever. You made the whole thing up.
I rather wish I had.... Still no Bill at the door, yet. Which is nice.
 
#14
that's cause they're on ur neighbours roofs and have ur house surrounded :lol:
 
#15
intergeri said:
that's cause they're on ur neighbours roofs and have ur house surrounded :lol:
Precisely what i'm expecting.

Bets on the Dogs, or the Armed Po-po going in first?

I'm thinking maybe... 40-60? :twisted:
 
#16
i'm going for the dogs definately and if i'm right i want pics of saliva covered puncture wounds :D
 
#17
Biscuits_Brown said:
Flagged down a taxi tonight.

He dropped me home and asked for fifteen quid. Usual fare for the journey is five to seven.

I remonstrated with him and he got a bit bolshy, culminating with him hitting the central lock.. At which point I sank the head a couple of times, rather obviously busting his nose and grabbed him by the neck instructing him to open the door.

Which he did.

I threw a fiver at him, for the fare.

He drove off shoutig that he was on his way to the cop-shop to dob me in.

Chances of going down???

:lol:

i take it ur taxi's don't have partitions between driver and passenger? i thought it was just standard practise in taxis now :?
 
#18
I wouldn't expect anything to come of it.

Had the same situation the other night after being out on the urine, but I couldn't get to him because of the protective glass :D Took the extra-long way home, even cheeky enough to do a lap around the district hospital, probably thinking I was off my face to realise.

I just lobbed him a tenner and told the thieving bastard to spend it wisely.
 
#19
intergeri said:
i take it ur taxi's don't have partitions between driver and passenger? i thought it was just standard practise in taxis now :?
Since I'm quite sure that you don't really want to come across as a right mong I've taken the trouble to turn your post into English.

I take it your taxis don't have partitions between driver and passenger? I thought it was just standard practice in taxis now?
 
#20
discodan said:
simmaler sittuation,

I got in a black cab a about 9 years ago and the fare was £3.oo tops from Bold St to London Rd in liverpool, the cnut had not turned the meter off from the last fare and when I got to my destination he tried to charge me £9.00, I flipped and threw £6.00 through the money part in the perspex screen, he then said he could only find £2.00 and I had to pay again. I flipped and he locked me in nd I argued for at least 10 minutes... so I sat back in my seat and proceeded to kick the plexi-glass screen through between me and him... he lets his foot off the brakes and hey presto the doors unlocked... I jumped out and proceeded to chase him round his cab... unknown to me he had blown a "yellow 1" emergency call to all the black hackneys in the area... que the army of yellow "for hire lights" converging onto my position... I did a dusty into the nearest boozer ... only to be dragged out by no less than 10 angry cabbies and a kicking ensued.. then the police turned up and I get nicked... when it got to court I was going to explain my case but seeing as everyone going in before me on drunk and disorderly they were getting a fifty quid fine and about twenty quid costs... I does into court and they asked me do I work I said yes I am the licensee of an off licence in Liverpool.... que the mumbling... £250 fine.. £250 compensation for the driver..£100 to fix the screen, £175 court costs... then a visit from the licencing body... liquor licence revoked because it was a drink related incident and I lost my 25k a year job... go black cab fuckbags..

This is why I NEVER give a black taxi a second look when I am pissed wet through and walking home from town and there is no private hire's available..

So I got bumped on my fare
A good Kicking
A Day in court and got bummed £775.00
And I lost My Job
And all because someone was taking the pish... oh and because I was locked in for a good ten minutes arguing, I admit I lost it a bit but... put yourself in that sittuation

HACKNEY DRIVERS ARE CHERRY PICKING THIEVING * WHO DESERVE ALL THE s*** THEY GET!
The only time anything like that happened to me was when I got a taxi in Huddersfield. The driver tried to rip me off and started swearing and shouting at me when I told him I wouldn't pay that much. I heard him on the radio calling for his mates (he wasn't speaking in English but I could tell be the tone and volume of his voice). I immediately took out my mobile and dialed 999. Police and about 10 taxis all arrived together, quickly followed by a police van and riot squad. After a near riot with the taxi drivers plod asks me where I got on so I told him. He told me that the fare to where I was should be between £3-5 and asked how much I had been asked for, I told him £12.50. Driver then starts shouting "He's a bloody liar I told him 3 pounds". I then said to the officer, here is the money, please give it to him. Plod took money and gave it to driver who started muttering in a foreign language. Plod then got annoyed and told him to stop chuntering and get about his business. He also told him that the whole incident was being reported to the licensing authority and he would be keeping an eye on him from now on.
 

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