Knowing that the Provost Sgt is completely smashed after a LIMs Halloween Do, who coincidentally lives opposite me, so I can hear him stagger back. Is it wrong to sellotape the lock up on his door? I was waiting for him to get back so I could newspaper/brown paper him into his room, but I think he has gone partying with the RQ. He turned up as CatWoman - I mean, what sort of bloke trusts the guard to go and get him a fancy dress costume????