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Am i a Walt?

Troy

LE
Dear arrsers,

Having enjoyed reading about various Walts, i came across one who said he didn't get a discharge certificate. And here is my problem, i don't have one AND the geniuses at Russel Offices, Canberra, say they have no record of me!

This first came up when i applied to join another Fed agency. After I'd already started training, the admin wallahs came and informed me of the issue. As we were in Canberra, i looked up to Russel Offices, pointed and said, "Go ask them." They came back the next day with, "They still don't have any record of you."

Now, I have my enlistment papers, friends, photos, injuries, medals and the prized crossing the line certificate from King Neptune himself. I mean, i march and salute properly and have the required moral superiority of the senior service.

But now I'm doubting myself. Was i ever in the RAN, or have i told my filthy lies so many times that i have fallen victim to my own Waltness?

Cromarty (Tyne Dogger), I suspect I might be able to reveal some of your past service. Did you serve on HMAS Hammersley out of Port Darwin. Under Lieutenant Commander Flynn. Alongside Leo '2 Dads' Kosov-Meyer and CPO Chris 'Swain' Blake?
 

Cromarty

Old-Salt
Cromarty (Tyne Dogger), I suspect I might be able to reveal some of your past service. Did you serve on HMAS Hammersley out of Port Darwin. Under Lieutenant Commander Flynn. Alongside Leo '2 Dads' Kosov-Meyer and CPO Chris 'Swain' Blake?

You've seen the documentary then. It's just a pity they couldn't show the black ops we did.
 

Troy

LE
You've seen the documentary then. It's just a pity they couldn't show the black ops we did.

Those black ops would have been served on Submarines where people ashore never got to see you. Hence the gaps in your service record.
 

Cromarty

Old-Salt
Those black ops would have been served on Submarines where people ashore never got to see you. Hence the gaps in your service record.

Who are you? CIA? MI6? ASIO? I knew i wasn't paranoid, i am being followed!

Shit! My covers blown, I had better get back to the sub.....
 
Walt's hold service members in
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high regard (think about it, precious and few are our actual fan base) we should probably drink a toast to them or even promote a formal ARRSER "take your local Walt out for a drink night."
 
When I eventually received my Discharge Certificate it was so full of errors I sent it back in disgust. Although having been in the RAF I was apparently awarded the Army's LSGCM and clasp. More detail was given about my attendance on a one day IRT than 6 months on a foreign HCSC!

My records were clearly corrupted and deliberately manipulated so as to hide my *special past.
*Carstairs.
 
Fcuk off you splitter! Being Auustraaalliann automatically makes me tall, tanned and built like a Greek God! Being (ex)Navy, (if indeed i ever was) just makes smarter than you. Who the fcuk wants to carry everything on your back and shit into a bag?! You never hear a sailor complain his rifle is too heavy.
Very true..............but there again, we only pay for the rifle if we lose it.............no wonder Captains tend to go down with their ship.
 

ACAB

LE
Yes, you are a Walt!!!!


Is there a prize???
 
,Cromarty (Tyne Dogger), I suspect I might be able to reveal some of your past service. Did you serve on HMAS Hammersley out of Port Darwin. Under Lieutenant Commander Flynn. Alongside Leo '2 Dads' Kosov-Meyer and CPO Chris 'Swain' Blake?
Are you suggesting Cromarty was caught Dogging, near enough, to the Tyne? He changed to Fishering for Dover Sole. Rockall was found there, so he changed tack again. The Hebrides were no better, and I'm buggered if I'm going to go through them all!
 
You've seen the documentary then. It's just a pity they couldn't show the black ops we did.

I've seen the dogger documentary, I'll swear Stan Collymore was in it
 

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