Am I a Prostitute?

Discussion in 'Army Reserve' started by TopBadger, May 15, 2006.

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  1. Yes, dirty Badger!

    89.6%
  2. No, the Badger is clean!

    10.4%

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  1. Dear All,

    Our unit has introduced the wonderful scheme of signing on a separate paysheet to claim for PT conducted during the week. I.e. If you've done PT, sign it and get an extra 1/4 days pay... nice one.

    Now, the other week, i'd not been to the gym as i usually do, on account of spending 3 hours in bed with Mrs TopBadger doing a bit of horizontal jogging (with tea breaks, obviously, 3 hours is a long time for a Badger!). But an extra 1/4 days pay isn't to be passed up lightly, so I ran this form of exercise past my unit PTI and he couldn't find any fault with it, so the sheet was signed.

    I mentioned this to Mrs TopBadger, who said that as i'm being paid to have sex, this makes me a prosititute (Well, a Giggalo technically).

    So... Am I?

    TB
     
  2. Dear God... 8O
     
  3. 8O You've got a nice PTI. :p
     
  4. Good drills that man
     
  5. Spanish_Dave

    Spanish_Dave LE Good Egg (charities)

    New Entrant Rate of Pay
    30.96

    !/4 day that makes you a £7.74 shag you tart
    :lol: it costs me more than that in lager for my frau
     
  6. I think you'll find i'm worth more than that!
     
  7. When's your BFT? Badger Fucking Test?

    How many heaves and push-ups do you need to pass?

    Good work! (And yes, you are a whore!) :hump:

    CC_TA
     
  8. I've seen everything now ........

    tb, your a cheap dirty slapper..... good drills. Must find our PTI's policy on this.
     
  9. 8O I can see this method of increasing pay becoming popular! Hopefully the policy of most PTI's is like this! :D
     
  10. That is truly cool

    Yes your a man whore
     
  11. You just a prostidude!!

    Badger Bigalow, Squaddie Gigalo...

    Top Bloke...Trying now to convince the missus that the army might pay me to boff her.....
     
  12. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    You DIRTY, LUCKY, barsteward 8)
     
  13. I need to get fit, is Mrs Top Badger available
     
  14. Wish i could "come" into money like that