Am I a gayer?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Bigdumps, Aug 7, 2008.

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  1. I just watched 'The Last Emperor', a film directed by Bernardo Bertolucci and I think...I just managed to not shed a tear, though was close.

    I insist on shopping at M&S or Waitrose as the other places are a bit rubbish.

    I have a fetish for hand-stitched shoes and tailored clothing.

    I am really into glam rock...Bowie, Lou Reed, Marc Bolan et al.

    Surely, by these, I am a raving hom?
     
  2. Yes. Your pink beret and nob shaped cap badge are on the way.
     
  3. Have you ever,

    sucked or been bucked by another man?
     
  4. Shove your fingers up your arrse. does that feel good?
     
  5. Does it count if I once got a stiffy whilst having a big poo?
     
  6. Thats a sign!

    burn him he's a bummer!
     
  7. probably, I dont know, that wasn't a test or anything, I just wanted you to shove your fingers up your arrse so you couldn't type any more.
     
  8. Of course you're a gayer and you fcuking know it. Your ridiculous post pretending to pose the question was just your way of mincing out of the closet.

    Poof.
     
  9. You caught me, brown handed.
     
  10. Does it matter? Arse bandits are allowed now arent they?
     
  11. Short answer? No.

    Long Answer? No, fcuk off.
     
  12. how about something inbetween?
     
  13. In between: Fcuk off.
     
  14. Thanks. Much clearer.
     
  15. If you have to ask...