Am I a complete Cnut...

#1
... or just a stupid Cnut for thinking that the constant media attention given to Michael Phelps over here in the USA being the "worlds greatest athlete" is bullsh1t and that this years gold medal decathlete is, as usual, the best athlete in the world...

I dunno, but anyone who can win so many medals in swimming seems to imply that swimming isn't all that "different"...

So, have a go... and remember... I'm RAF Regiment too... "Big three" and all that... 8) Am I a Cnut?*

* Please try to stay on subject. Points will be given for:-

1. Agreeing with me
2. Disagreeing in an imaginative fashion
3. Somehow connecting this thread to The Snail's sex life
4. Proving that Flashy is, in fact, Micheal Phelps and deserves hero worship status
5. Convincing my wife that the group sex session with 49 Para I have planned is her "dream date"
 
#2
firstly i would like to agree with you.
I'd like to also suggest the the snail also does the 'butterfly' exceedingly well, although this is usually just fat ripples, resulting due to someone slapping her arse.
Have you ever imagined, and not in any homoerotic manner, flashy in speedo's and a swimming cap, with freakish physical aspects? If one does I am informed he looks strikingly similiar to phelps.
On the other hand your argument has the coherence and sincerity of a babboon's anus spurting diarrhoea.

(for your last request i'll require your missuses photo and number)
 
#3
Apparently as in the real world numbers count, QED Browning auto-shotguns are superior to say Purdey, or Holland & Holland. Numbers can't lie, must be true. Your pudendaphobia is illfounded.
 
#4
Aircrew (you haven't done P Coy, therefore not AB), you're just a tw*t that the rest of us laugh at as being a wannabe walt. No further discussion needed, jumping out does not make you "airborne" and you will continue to be the tw*t that we already know you are.

Big 3 :) I always thought that the failed Paras (that obviously wanted instead to live in a can full of seamen) called marines were lucky to associate themselves with the Paras, so the RAF Reg get about as much "SF" kudos as the Dental Corps.

RAF Regiment, WHY? If you wanted to be a soldier, then join the gang where real soldiers hang out, I.E., the Army. Not up to it? RM or RAF Regt then.
 
#5
The Olympic commissioner has gone on the record saying that Ben Ainslie (Brit Sailor) is at least as good as Phelps but is unable to win as many golds due to the constraints of his chosen discipline.

That and sailing's all down to skill rather than a handy combination of skill with being a total genetic freak.
 
#6
So... So far, Trick is in the lead because he agreed with me, Carcass is following in close second, Still 21 is in third because I'm still trying to work out where he stands and Aunty Stella is having a problem staying on topic putting her last... :D
 
#7
This is Arrse you know, thread diversion a speciality.
 
#8
#10
Airborne_Aircrew said:
... or just a stupid Cnut for thinking that the constant media attention given to Michael Phelps over here in the USA being the "worlds greatest athlete" is bullsh1t and that this years gold medal decathlete is, as usual, the best athlete in the world...

I dunno, but anyone who can win so many medals in swimming seems to imply that swimming isn't all that "different"...

So, have a go... and remember... I'm RAF Regiment too... "Big three" and all that... 8) Am I a Cnut?*

* Please try to stay on subject. Points will be given for:-

1. Agreeing with me
2. Disagreeing in an imaginative fashion
3. Somehow connecting this thread to The Snail's sex life
4. Proving that Flashy is, in fact, Micheal Phelps and deserves hero worship status
5. Convincing my wife that the group sex session with 49 Para I have planned is her "dream date"

Classic that will take sum beating! BRING IT ON!! oops was I shouting?
 
#12
Aunty Stella said:
Aircrew (you haven't done P Coy, therefore not AB), you're just a tw*t that the rest of us laugh at as being a wannabe walt. No further discussion needed, jumping out does not make you "airborne" and you will continue to be the tw*t that we already know you are.

Big 3 :) I always thought that the failed Paras (that obviously wanted instead to live in a can full of seamen) called marines were lucky to associate themselves with the Paras, so the RAF Reg get about as much "SF" kudos as the Dental Corps.

RAF Regiment, WHY? If you wanted to be a soldier, then join the gang where real soldiers hang out, I.E., the Army. Not up to it? RM or RAF Regt then.
HaHa just had a few beers have we? :wink:

edited because of having had a few bears
 
#13
Big three? Big three what? Having totally missed the point of this thread I shall latch on to the fact that The Rocks feel that they are somehow relevant. Not that I'm an expert in this field, I just fix stuff and get paid loads. The local Rock Flight are quite nice though, once per year they train me to don my S10 with the filter outermost and with the window things in front of my eyes, in the afternoon they help me to understand that the noisy end of the A2 should be pointed in the general direction of "away" and if at all possible, in the specific direction of those nasty cardboard targets.

Anyway, having conducted a straw poll with those in the household who are awake (me) I can summarise that:
34% have heard of Michael Phelps
42% care
78% have been swimming
2% are in 49 para
7% of those above would be happy to pleasure your 2i/c "up the Gary"

EDIT: Shortly before pressing the "Submit" button the penny dropped. The Big Three! It all falls into place- Every WAAF has shagged A/ an RAF Copper B/ a rock (sloppy seconds) and C/ a fireman.

Actually it should be the "Big Four." To fully qualify as a WAAF it is essential to knob a PTI.

In the spirit of your original post I claim nil points as laid out in 1 to 5, I have to be content with 40th place behind Belgium.
 
#14
Trick said:
firstly i would like to agree with you.
I'd like to also suggest the the snail also does the 'butterfly' exceedingly well, although this is usually just fat ripples, resulting due to someone slapping her arse.
Have you ever imagined, and not in any homoerotic manner, flashy in speedo's and a swimming cap, with freakish physical aspects? If one does I am informed he looks strikingly similiar to phelps.
On the other hand your argument has the coherence and sincerity of a babboon's anus spurting diarrhoea.

(for your last request i'll require your missuses photo and number)
I am going to hit you with a very large stick.


Try it.
 
#15
CharlieRomeoAlphaBravo said:
Big three? Big three what? Having totally missed the point of this thread I shall latch on to the fact that The Rocks feel that they are somehow relevant. Not that I'm an expert in this field, I just fix stuff and get paid loads. The local Rock Flight are quite nice though, once per year they train me to don my S10 with the filter outermost and with the window things in front of my eyes, in the afternoon they help me to understand that the noisy end of the A2 should be pointed in the general direction of "away" and if at all possible, in the specific direction of those nasty cardboard targets.

Anyway, having conducted a straw poll with those in the household who are awake (me) I can summarise that:
34% have heard of Michael Phelps
42% care
78% have been swimming
2% are in 49 para
7% of those above would be happy to pleasure your 2i/c "up the Gary"

EDIT: Shortly before pressing the "Submit" button the penny dropped. The Big Three! It all falls into place- Every WAAF has shagged A/ an RAF Copper B/ a rock (sloppy seconds) and C/ a fireman.

Actually it should be the "Big Four." To fully qualify as a WAAF it is essential to knob a PTI.

In the spirit of your original post I claim nil points as laid out in 1 to 5, I have to be content with 40th place behind Belgium.
I simply say COCK
 
#16
Too funny...

So far CharlieRomeoAlphaBravo is way ahead...

Five_minute_Fag_Break is up there with:-

HaHa just had a few bears have we?
Simply because "having a bear" is quite a feat!!!

Snail's contribution was short and to the point and avoided threats towards myself so I'm giving bonus points there....

Keep going kids... :D
 
#17
Tommy.. You're probably better suited to E-Goat that a Rock is... We don't really fit anywhere in the current regime...

Maybe Arrse should have a Special Forces forum, (maybe with a secret password or handshake). so we would have a place to go chat with our peers... Oh, well. Till then you're stuck with me I guess... :p

Ok... Back on topic Ladies, (Dale excepted).
 
#18
Since the Brown Jobs have done fine job of having a shot at the "Airborne" part of your user name I will have to say having a look at the RAF Regiment website , I can't see any page showing an "Aircrew " part either .

Therefore you can include me in the column who votes c*u*n*t

Any way enough about you , have you got the time? no ? here let me show you on my great big watch.
 
#19
Golf_one_one said:
I simply say COCK
You're right G11, I'm a cock. Say it loud, say it proud, I'm a cock! Cock Cock Cock Cockity Cock!

I seem to have irritated you. That makes my post worthwhile. A post without annoying some pecker is like a day without sunshine. And when someone feels the need to post their displeasure, double bonus! I've wasted some of your time and effort. :D

Airborne_Aircrew- I vote "not cnut", no idea what the question was but as a rock with a sense of humour you are obviously very special. Not special as in forces, special as in needs. :D





One day, I will visit this site sober.
 
#20
Airborne_Aircrew said:
and Aunty Stella is having a problem staying on topic putting her last... :D
Her is a Him, and if you had ever served amongst real soldiers, you would know the meaning of the user name.

Although I was sliightly degrading to the RM dress wearers, they are still soldiers in the true sense of the word and would never, ever try to walt themselves as "Airborne", even if they had done the P course.

You lot are just rejects. Who the fcuk would want to join the RAF Regt if they could hack the Army or RM? I mean, come on, who outside the Mil has ever even heard of the RAF Regt? Used to eat em for breakfast at Aldergrove and put them on par with yanks. All the gear, fcuk all idea
 

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