Alzheimers or Cancer - which would you prefer

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Father_Famine, Dec 25, 2009.

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  1. A. Alzheimers? What am I doing here?

    58.3%
  2. B. Cancer? Whats that lump?

    41.7%

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  1. BBC News Alzheimers

    Seems like if you get one you're unlikely to get the other, so which would you prefer?

    A. Gradually rotting to death

    B. Forgetting who you are and where you left your beer

    I go into a room and forget why I am there, but, I've always managed to find a beer after I've put it down. (Not neceessarily mine though)

    Merry Christmas from an old minesweeping Tw@t

    Edit to add poll hopefully.
     
  2. Neither or both, at least then if you get cancer you can forget about it.

    A joke as old as comedy itself, couldnt resist it
     
  3. C. Watching your youngest daughter being slowly fed into a Tesco's mincer, being turned into tasteless burgers and fed to chavs in Basingstoke.
     
  4. I have Alzheimer's but thank god I don't have Alzheimer's.
     
  5. Is this a quiz?

    I'm shite at quizzes. Can we have a Poll?

    Or shall we just go disco dancing?
     
  6. Why not do both, do you fancy Poll Dancing?
     
  7. I think we'd rather not see that.

    I mean, think of the damage to the poll.
     
  8. I'd prefer Parkinson's disease to Alzheimers - Better to spill half of it than forget where you left it.
     
  9. A slight cold would be preferable
     
  10. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Then I have bad news for you. They more often than not turn up as a double whammy.
     

  11. I just spilt my pint!
     
  12. Sorry,what was the question.... :drunken:
     

  13. For you, both, you twunt