Alzheimers or Cancer - which would you prefer

Would you prefer Cancer or Alzheimers?

  • A. Alzheimers? What am I doing here?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • B. Cancer? Whats that lump?

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
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#1
BBC News Alzheimers

Seems like if you get one you're unlikely to get the other, so which would you prefer?

A. Gradually rotting to death

B. Forgetting who you are and where you left your beer

I go into a room and forget why I am there, but, I've always managed to find a beer after I've put it down. (Not neceessarily mine though)

Merry Christmas from an old minesweeping Tw@t

Edit to add poll hopefully.
 
#2
Neither or both, at least then if you get cancer you can forget about it.

A joke as old as comedy itself, couldnt resist it
 
#3
C. Watching your youngest daughter being slowly fed into a Tesco's mincer, being turned into tasteless burgers and fed to chavs in Basingstoke.
 
#4
I have Alzheimer's but thank god I don't have Alzheimer's.
 
#5
Is this a quiz?

I'm shite at quizzes. Can we have a Poll?

Or shall we just go disco dancing?
 
#6
The_Snail said:
Is this a quiz?

I'm shite at quizzes. Can we have a Poll?

Or shall we just go disco dancing?
Why not do both, do you fancy Poll Dancing?
 
#7
Father_Famine said:
The_Snail said:
Is this a quiz?

I'm shite at quizzes. Can we have a Poll?

Or shall we just go disco dancing?
Why not do both, do you fancy Poll Dancing?
I think we'd rather not see that.

I mean, think of the damage to the poll.
 
#9
A slight cold would be preferable
 
#13
Father_Famine said:
BBC News Alzheimers

Seems like if you get one you're unlikely to get the other, so which would you prefer?

A. Gradually rotting to death

B. Forgetting who you are and where you left your beer

I go into a room and forget why I am there, but, I've always managed to find a beer after I've put it down. (Not neceessarily mine though)

Merry Christmas from an old minesweeping Tw@t

Edit to add poll hopefully.

For you, both, you twunt
 

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