Alzheimers and alcohol

greyfergie

MIA
Book Reviewer
According to a long term medical survey in France highlighted on the news this morning 3 pints of beer a day [six alcohol units] and theres an increased chance I'm going to get Alzheimers, I am sooo screwed.8-O

Could this be the root cause of half the threads on Arrse?
 

1&12

LE
I like beer.
Sorry, did you say something?
Where's the cat?
Where's the cat?
 
FFS! I only drink to forget in the first place.
 

wheel

LE
According to a long term medical survey in France highlighted on the news this morning 3 pints of beer a day [six alcohol units] and theres an increased chance I'm going to get Alzheimers, I am sooo screwed.8-O

Could this be the root cause of half the threads on Arrse?
Probably, due to the way that you have composed your post it would probably been better off in the NAAFI than in Health and Fitness.
 

Offshore_Harry

Old-Salt

1&12

LE
Where's the cat?
 

greyfergie

MIA
Book Reviewer
Probably, due to the way that you have composed your post it would probably been better off in the NAAFI than in Health and Fitness.
Sheesh, everyone’s a critic - I thought it was a health matter, if I say titty shitty bollocks will a mod move it and can you get thread banned from your own thread?
 

Brotherton Lad

LE
Kit Reviewer
Probably. The problem is that the other half are duplicate threads by people who haven't used the search function.

That's as a result of the double vision caused by excessive drinking.
 

NSP

LE
That's me f**ked, then.

A future where I am completely hatstand awaits.

Oh, wait...
 
Calm down. It's a long-term survey of the French - and they don't drink proper beer anyway.

It's not a problem for us brits - particularly if we don't get entangled in that EEC thingy that big nose de Gaulle is always banging on about. When's the power cut due today?
 

Arte_et_Marte

ADC
Moderator
Sheesh, everyone’s a critic - I thought it was a health matter, if I say titty shitty bollocks will a mod move it and can you get thread banned from your own thread?
How to get moved to the NAAFI from a serious thread.

Regarding your ban query, yes you can, but in your case I'll hold off as I'm busy with a pint in each hand.
 

1&12

LE
Sheesh, everyone’s a critic - I thought it was a health matter, if I say titty shitty bollocks will a mod move it and can you get thread banned from your own thread?
Dunno, I forget..........
 

Uglyfatgit

War Hero
According to a long term medical survey in France highlighted on the news this morning 3 pints of beer a day [six alcohol units] and theres an increased chance I'm going to get Alzheimers, I am sooo screwed.8-O

Could this be the root cause of half the threads on Arrse?
What’s worse Alzheimer’s or Parkinson’s? Alzheimer’s obviously, better to spill some of your pint than forget where you left it.
 

Stavanger

Old-Salt
And in other news
Coffee is a health food
Chocolate kills you
5 a day is bollox
Coffee is bad
BBQ food gives you cancer
Red wine is healthy
And so it goes on, tossers all of em
 
And in other news
Coffee is a health food
Chocolate kills you
5 a day is bollox
Coffee is bad
BBQ food gives you cancer
Red wine is healthy
And so it goes on, tossers all of em
You forgot eggs. They're killers, according to Eggwina Currie.



I'll get my coat...
 
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