alzeimers or parkinsons

#1
Which if you had a choice would you prefer
spilling half your beer or forgetting where you put it.
Iam going offline for an hour sojourn to the pub. in the interim discuss
will return soon probably to find I have been flamed.Probably.
PS remember this is a naffi bar
 
#5
if it's a vote I go with spilling . . . .


. . . . . . . aaahhh fcuk it,

swamped again
 
#8
Alzheimers, definitely.

You would never remember your round - free beer!
Forget to go to the toilet - no blame swamping!
Plus the fact that everything would seem really new and exciting and you wouldn't be able to remember what you last said when pished, so the possibilities of repeating yourself have got to decrease. AND you wouldn't remember what your pished mates had said so you wouldn't want to stab them when they told you again for the fiftieth time!

Parkinsons is for losers!
 
#9
Enlightenment said:
Alzheimers, definitely.

You would never remember your round - free beer!
Forget to go to the toilet - no blame swamping!
Plus the fact that everything would seem really new and exciting and you wouldn't be able to remember what you last said when pished, so the possibilities of repeating yourself have got to decrease. AND you wouldn't remember what your pished mates had said so you wouldn't want to stab them when they told you again for the fiftieth time!

Parkinsons is for losers!
Is this Amazon?

Did I post this?
 
#10
Enlightenment said:
Enlightenment said:
Alzheimers, definitely.

You would never remember your round - free beer!
Forget to go to the toilet - no blame swamping!
Plus the fact that everything would seem really new and exciting and you wouldn't be able to remember what you last said when pished, so the possibilities of repeating yourself have got to decrease. AND you wouldn't remember what your pished mates had said so you wouldn't want to stab them when they told you again for the fiftieth time!

Parkinsons is for losers!
Is this Amazon?

Did I post this?
post what?
 
#11
But could you imagine the w@nks you could give yourself with Parkinsons?
 
#12
desmond said:
Which if you had a choice would you prefer
spilling half your beer or forgetting where you put it.
Iam going offline for an hour sojourn to the pub. in the interim discuss
will return soon probably to find I have been flamed.Probably.
PS remember this is a naffi bar
I regularly do both anyway, should I see a doctor?
 
#13
Parkinson's , definitely. You know how your wrist eventually starts to ache while 'entertaining' lady friends? Well, no more!

And think of the cocktails you could mix.
 
#14
yesterday, i had a 500ml bottle of westons perry in spoons (i know i should be boycotting it!!!) and spilled half - cue piss stain appearance - lost would be better.

ah the goog old days of "minesweeping", a time forever lost.

H.
 
#15
neither i'd top myself in early stages/

H.
 
#16
gladimout said:
Alzeimers all the way, the reason is simple, that's new pussy every night!!!
Result!
So every time would be like the first time... er no thanks :roll:
 
#18
Old boys at the docs and doc says 'I've got some bad news and some really bad news'

'OK doc whats the bad news?'

'I'm sorry but you have cancer'

'Wow, whats the really bad news then?'

'You have Altzheimers'

'Oh well, at least it's not cancer'

bada -ching!
 
#19
desmond said:
Which if you had a choice would you prefer
spilling half your beer or forgetting where you put it.
Iam going offline for an hour sojourn to the pub. in the interim discuss
will return soon probably to find I have been flamed.Probably.
PS remember this is a naffi bar
spilling half at least you get the other half
 
#20
R i te ..... soRRy....dif cult ....to TYPE......wiF m y cond..disHUN...

Right , thats better.....now what was the question again?
 

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