So it's Friday! The weekend starts here,which means sod all to me,coz I'm either flu ridden or carrying the plague. The amount of snot freely running out of my nose could be used to cement a brick wall,and I'm aching like a geriatric running a triathlon. But rather then sit here wallowing in self pity and mucus,I decided to treat my self to a hand shandy. Girlfriend is at work,and even then she's not to keen on my sneezing and drooling my illness on her. So having found a suitable website (www.insertrandomfilthypornjokehere.com) I took matters in hand. Not the most satisfying pedal and crank,but with the headache and sneezing and coughing it was a welcome relief. Now,I don't like messing the carpet or gumming up the keyboard,so I use the trusted tissue catch method. All well and good,tidied myself up,and sat back. Then I was wracked by a sneezing fit,and having saved the laptop from one body fluid,damned if I was gonna snot it up. So I grabbed a tissue. You can see where this is going? I just smeared snot and seman across my face. Manky. So that'll probably be the highlight of the weekend,damn I hate being ill.