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Alton Towers

#1
Hi All,

I'm going to Alton Towers this weekend with some friends, but can't find any accomodation cheaper the £55. Wondered if anyone with greater knowledge of the area / cheap hotel web sites can suggest anywhere else in the locality?

xx
W
 
#4
Am more than happy to basha up, as would the other two guys, however girlie 2 may have issues with lack of hot showers etc...

xx
W
 
#7
Wynter said:
Am more than happy to basha up, as would the other two guys, however girlie 2 may have issues with lack of hot showers etc...

xx
W
girls need, showers, toilet roll, hairdryers, somewhere to put their shoes.......

have you no sympathy?
just cos a bloke can shake it dry and think he's ready for lurve doesn't make it right lol

:wink:
 
#8
Beanz said:
Wynter said:
Am more than happy to basha up, as would the other two guys, however girlie 2 may have issues with lack of hot showers etc...

xx
W
girls need, showers, toilet roll, hairdryers, somewhere to put their shoes.......

have you no sympathy?
just cos a bloke can shake it dry and think he's ready for lurve doesn't make it right lol

:wink:
You forgot somwhere to put their hair straighteners, rollers, make up, moisteriser, face cream, face wash, expholating face scrub et al.
Us males just meed Deodrant, and were done :D
 
#9
Beanz said:
Wynter said:
Am more than happy to basha up, as would the other two guys, however girlie 2 may have issues with lack of hot showers etc...

xx
W
girls need, showers, toilet roll, hairdryers, somewhere to put their shoes.......

have you no sympathy?
just cos a bloke can shake it dry and think he's ready for lurve doesn't make it right lol

:wink:
You forgot somwhere to put their hair straighteners, rollers, make up, moisteriser, face cream, face wash, expholating face scrub et al.
Us males just meed Deodrant, and were done :D Then we are either anyones or anyones ours!!!!!!!!!!! :wink: :wink:
 
#10
easesprings said:
Beanz said:
Wynter said:
Am more than happy to basha up, as would the other two guys, however girlie 2 may have issues with lack of hot showers etc...

xx
W
girls need, showers, toilet roll, hairdryers, somewhere to put their shoes.......

have you no sympathy?
just cos a bloke can shake it dry and think he's ready for lurve doesn't make it right lol

:wink:
You forgot somwhere to put their hair straighteners, rollers, make up, moisteriser, face cream, face wash, expholating face scrub et al.
Us males just meed Deodrant, and were done :D Then we are either anyones or anyones ours!!!!!!!!!!! :wink: :wink:

oh silly easesprings, some of us don't need hair straighteners or rollers, and face creams are not needed with healthy dollop of mat fat available.

some of us are quite resourceful when we need to be

just don't get it in our eyes while aiming cos it can smart a little

:twisted:
 
#12
Beanz said:
easesprings said:
Beanz said:
Wynter said:
Am more than happy to basha up, as would the other two guys, however girlie 2 may have issues with lack of hot showers etc...

xx
W
girls need, showers, toilet roll, hairdryers, somewhere to put their shoes.......

have you no sympathy?
just cos a bloke can shake it dry and think he's ready for lurve doesn't make it right lol

:wink:
You forgot somwhere to put their hair straighteners, rollers, make up, moisteriser, face cream, face wash, expholating face scrub et al.
Us males just meed Deodrant, and were done :D Then we are either anyones or anyones ours!!!!!!!!!!! :wink: :wink:

oh silly easesprings, some of us don't need hair straighteners or rollers, and face creams are not needed with healthy dollop of mat fat available.

some of us are quite resourceful when we need to be

just don't get it in our eyes while aiming cos it can smart a little

:twisted:
Didn't realise you had been so well brought up
 
#13
6 minutes to Alton towers
From £20 pppn. Luxury suites B&B and S/C. Modern facilities
Yeah, it's a good one that. I think the British Association of Tramps, Winos and Dossbags had their Christmas do there last year.

I believe that the highlight of the night was when Glasgow Sally did the 'yard-of-meths' at midnight.

The landlord was cleaning p*ss-paste out of the corners till March.
 
#14
Thanks for all the tips for hotels, as well as the offers for accomodation for one... :oops: . Have now booked the Travel Inn in Newcastle-Under-Lyme - £46 per room and easy to find from the motorway! All that remains now is to plan a night on the p*ss in Newcastle, any suggestions welcome (may regret asking!!).

Also just to clarify a couple of points: I don't own a hairdryer, the makeup I wear fits into my hand, and I don't drink meths... anymore... :oops:

xx
W

P.S. Mat Fat!?! what about Fred fat, Brian fat, Terry fat etc... Thats very biased B!! Every man should be allow to contribute to the silky soft skin and protein based diet of the female population!!
 

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