Alton towers re-brand

With the cock up on the smiler ride yesterday, I think we should help by thinking of new names for it. I would suggest old stumpy.
 
Nah, it was just a minor Ding....
 

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With the cock up on the smiler ride yesterday, I think we should help by thinking of new names for it. I would suggest old stumpy.
It's the way ahead, what with the ultimate thrill seekers. It will only be a matter of time before there is a demand for a 'Malaysian Airways Flight MH17' experience and every 500th or so ride will be subject to a BUK attack, just to keep the punters interested like.
 

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The victims will no doubt be thinking about compensation.

I don't think they have a leg to stand on... I thank you.
 
It's the way ahead, what with the ultimate thrill seekers. It will only be a matter of time before there is a demand for a 'Malaysian Airways Flight MH17' experience and every 500th or so ride will be subject to a BUK attack, just to keep the punters interested like.
Or the "German Wings flight simulator" where every now and then, the bloke operating the ride completely spazzes out and launches you into the ground at warp eight.
 

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The Headliner! Roll up rollup see your picture on every front page.
 

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The victims will no doubt be thinking about compensation.

I don't think they have a leg to stand on... I thank you.

It's going to cost Alton Towers an arm and a leg.
 

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