Alternative top trumps

#1
How about alternative top trumps? Rather than detailing different regiments/branches of the army, you could have them based on previous and current enemies of the british army

For example: SS Panzer Division would be something along the lines of:-

Armament 10/10

Committment 10/10

Sense of humour 0/10 (they were German remember!)

Or another example might be Zulu's in southern africa:-

Armanent 2/10 (just spears and bits of fruit as I understand it)

Commitment 9/10 (they had a fu#king good go)

Numbers in force 10/10 (there were millions of them)

Get the idea.......?

JOTS :lol: :wink: :lol:
 
#2
The French Army
Commitment - minus 10/10
Armament - 10/10, all spanking new, never used
Uniforms - 10/10, all that gold braid and bright colours
 
#3
saintstone said:
The French Army
Commitment - minus 10/10
Armament - 10/10, all spanking new, never used
Uniforms - 10/10, all that gold braid and bright colours
Nice one.....Not to throw my own thread off course but I probably will, I wonder if supposed closer links between Sarkozi (if thats how you spell it?)the German boss (cant remeber his/her name) and Monsieur Bush will mean more French or German army bidding the Taliban a happy 'Bonjour' or 'Guten tag' in southern afghanistan and getting a bit of dust on their gold brade (or ledder hausen)......

Anyway......Taliban might be........Commitment 10/10

Armament 5/10

Progressive free thinking 0/10

Ability to knock up a chapati on a hot rock somewhere 10/10 :wink:
 
#4
Sikh Khalsa

Armament: 10/10 same as or better than ours
Commitment: 7/10 the boys dun good, but the leadership threw a cross.
Sense of humour: minus several thousand - they got their jollies slitting up the wounded.
Catering: Plus several thousand. Second best curry cooks ever to serve the Crown.
 

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