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Alternative Christmas Present for the Mrs

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I hate Christmas, I'm not religious and don't see why I should go along with the now capitalistic con that is now called xmas! On the other hand "her indoors" is religious but she spends a fortune and I believe she is missing the point of Christmas.

As a couple we don't want for anything and present buying is a bit of a waste, we buy luxury stuff or crap that is funny for nearly 2 seconds. So I decided on a present that "her indoors" would want and possibly enjoy but not really need and I gave the money to Help for Heroes.

I can't wait to see her face on the big day when she opens her card with the printed proof of the donation that "she" made. When it changes from the fake smile I shall say the "Christmas is all about giving!" :D
 
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VerminWA said:
I hate Christmas, I'm not religious and don't see why I should go along with the now capitalistic con that is now called xmas! On the other hand "her indoors" is religious but she spends a fortune and I believe she is missing the point of Christmas.

As a couple we don't want for anything and present buying is a bit of a waste, we buy luxury stuff or crap that is funny for nearly 2 seconds. So I decided on a present that "her indoors" would want and possibly enjoy but not really need and I gave the money to Help for Heroes.

I can't wait to see her face on the big day when she opens her card with the printed proof of the donation that "she" made. When it changes from the fake smile I shall say the "Christmas is all about giving!" :D
After the column in today's Times: (Clickety) we know you won't be the only one; some of mine have it coming.
 

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