Alternative Careers

#1
I thought of this having seen the underwater knife fighting thread.

Given that some drinking establishments refuse entry to HM Forces personnel..thinking most of Colchester here..what amusing alternative careers have people used?

I have tried:

Police Deep Sea Diver - Catterick
Whelk Fisherman - Guildford
Assistant to the Zimbabwean White Tourist Minister - Guildford with a mate from Harare...
 
#2
Hard_Corps_Badger said:
I thought of this having seen the underwater knife fighting thread.

Given that some drinking establishments refuse entry to HM Forces personnel..thinking most of Colchester here..what amusing alternative careers have people used?

I have tried:

Police Deep Sea Diver - Catterick
Whelk Fisherman - Guildford
Assistant to the Zimbabwean White Tourist Minister - Guildford with a mate from Harare...
Biscuit Designer!

Peek Frean
 
#3
Four of us in dark suits and sunglasses, occasionally gripping the butt of our imaginary pistols in our equally imaginary shoulder holsters, and overtly bodyguarding the fifth guy. All good fun, especially when he was out dancing.

Butlins Bognor Regis, back in the good old days!
 
#5
Dolphinoloshist - teaching dolphins how to swim
 
#8
Its a shame when garrison towns refuse entry into their bars. I remember years ago when my dad was in, i was a nipper..they were reluctant to allow us into a British legion club, so my dad told them to stick it.


So much thanks you get for being in the forces, in Britain when you cant even go in a bar for a drink??

Hey, isnt that discrimination?
 
#9
I would always say that I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination. Then ask if they want to see the blisters on my hands.
 
#11
Afrikkaner (it's not just a job, it's a lifestyle). A group of us gained entry to a nightclub in Bath when the token student bluffed us in as exchange students. Cue lots of gabbling in cod-dutch and hitting each other.

Mind you the bouncer looked a bit soft, like.
 

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